A thread for misplaced items

[Justnormajean]

Has anyone seen my Kindle?
I'll look for something of yours in return.

We’ll do a proper sort out tomorrow after the tree gets taken out, so fingers crossed it will materialise.

@MiddleClassMother

My car keys! I had to get a spare set cut, they're in the house (or was) somewhere but they're no where to be seen😳

When we lost a set of car keys they turned up in the pocket of an old dressing gown. We'd had a new set cut by then, obviously. Try looking in pockets of every jacket, coat, dressing gown etc.

Now, where are my secateurs?

Secateurs will be still in a flowerbed from the last time you gardened.

sit on couch. look straight ahead. it's right in front of you...somewhere...

@willloman Are you Mystic Meg? I lay in bed this morning, and Lo and behold my kindle appeared on the chest of drawers right in front of me. Admittedly hidden under a pile of crap, I mean very important stuff.
Thank you and good luck fellow seekers!

One t shirt, black, with two hastags on the front in white.
One t shirt, navy blue, with an angler fish reading a book on it.
Both were there one day and completely vanished the next. None of the DC would be seen dead in either of them, and I have been searching for them for months!

@PomBearWithoutHerOFRS I know this one. They have got tangled up at the bottom of a duvet cover that you washed and put away around about the same time.

@PomBearWithoutHerOFRS my regular T-shirt hiding places are wedged in between other clothes but no longer on the hangers or have fallen off the hangers completely and got lost in all the crap at the bottom of the wardrobe or is it just me with crap at the bottom of the wardrobe