@SoMuchToBits
And how did you get bitten by a seagull, Catkin?
We’re on the south coast and live 10 mins from the beach. We were down on the beach on Saturday and went to our amazing local ice cream shop - obviously it was takeaway only so we ate them on the beach. The local
evil bastard seagulls must have been suffering from not enough scraps in lockdown, as a whole gang of them circled us and dive-bombed for our ice creams. They took mine and DH’s straight off the top of the cones. Then one greedy bugger swooped down again to grab my empty cone as I was taking it to the bin, and bit my finger in the process! Bloody sharp beak it had too!

I’ve been dive bombed for fish and chips before now, but never a lemon meringue flavour ice cream!