You’ve been kidnapped- rescuers are in last film/programme you watched

[TheStarryNight]

Who is coming to save you and how do they do it?

I’ve been rewatching New Girl. Jess and Cece stage a cute distraction involving hats whilst Nick and Schmidt snuggle me out of the air vents, just as Winston and his cop buddies arrive. I recover by cuddling Furguson and playing True American in the loft.

The last thing I watched was the nature documentary 'Primates' - so a huge gorilla will swing in and carry me off to safety!

Detective Harry Ambrose from The Sinner

Spirit - Riding Free has been the last programme on in this house! So I think I'm going to be fine - Lucky, Pru and Abigail will have me rescued in no time and still make it back in time to win the Frontier Fillies Talent Contest before saving a runaway train full of orphans and then probably uncover it's all an elaborate front for a diamond smuggling operation! - Frankly it will be a quiet day for the P.A.L's

The Last Kingdom! Hooray, Uthred and his loyal friends are coming to save me!

In the night garden... that's me fooked then

Grey's Anatomy. I'm absolutely fine with Dr Shepherd and Dr Sloan coming for me!

I watched Hotel Mumbai last night, god it was harrowing. Still, when the rescuers finally arrived they were quite good. Kudos to the kitchen staff too.

Oh, arse.

I watched the Elephant Man last night. Rescued by John Merrick and an assortment of freak show exhibits, before being cared for by a young Anthony Hopkins.

I watched the new men in black. I have no concerns about my rescue. In fact, I probably won't even remember being kidnapped because they will erase my memory.

Uhtred, son of Uhtred is coming for me.

Ugly Betty - questionable as to if I’ll make it

Yeaaah baby... I watched Bosch. He'll nail the perps!

Sons of Anarchy - so it's a gang of violent blokes on motorbikes, armed with guns and knives. Lucky me.

DS and I watched the first episode of "The Last Dance" on Netflix about the 1997/98 Chicago Bulls basketball season.

So Dennis Rodman would cause a diversion by wearing one of his less extreme outfits whilst Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen rescue me by slam dunking the kidnappers

Oh phew - Money Heist!
So El Professor and the gang in their red jumpsuits will come in guns ablazing and shout "Vamos" at me - I can't wait

Van dea Valk.
Please rescue me before I loose my finger!!

Naga Munchetty and the rest of the BBC breakfast team.

The bargain hunt team not quite sure how to take being an antique

Glee- I might not get rescued but they can use my kidnapping as the theme for their next song.

Hawkeye Pearce and B J Hunnicutt - lucky me!

Last thing I watched was Location Location Location.
So Kirsty and Phil are coming to save me.
Actually could be worse, they are both pretty good at negotiating over the phone. And they should have no problem finding the house I'm being held in.

I, Tonya. I'm doomed. They are all abusive and/or completely inept at being hitmen.

Tiger King 😂😂. Not sure what to make of that!

Archer.

They might manage it, but with disasterous consequences