You’ve been kidnapped- rescuers are in last film/programme you watched

[TheStarryNight]

Who is coming to save you and how do they do it?

I’ve been rewatching New Girl. Jess and Cece stage a cute distraction involving hats whilst Nick and Schmidt snuggle me out of the air vents, just as Winston and his cop buddies arrive. I recover by cuddling Furguson and playing True American in the loft.

Dark Matter - they have guns and a spaceship. Sorted.

I will be ok as it is the guys form Criminal minds

Oh dear I have been watching My Family on iPlayer. I am doomed

Oh no - I watched Race Across the World!

I'm going to say Emon and Jamil pay my ransom

Newsnight, 2005.
So Jeremy Paxman and Germaine Greer. The debates with my kidnappers will be amazing, and it should be a very interesting ride home

Also Gardeners World. So the My Family lot and Monty Don.

The Facebook group of internet sleuths from "Don't F@@k with cats".

They'd track me down with relentless social media analysis.

Dracula.

I'm undead!!!

Old Top Gear. I'm screwed!😂

Agents of Shield. I should be fine. Provided I don't say my username out loud

Kelly and Yolanda from Cold Justice. They might not save me, but the perpetrators would definitely be caught

Oh I've hit the jackpot on this one! Rescuing is what they do BEST

Toy Story 3

The Spy who Dumped Me -- with Mila Kunis and Kate McKinnon. They sort of get there in the end.....I would probably sustain injuries in the rescue attempt 😳😟

The Dashwood sister from Sense and Sensibility.

Haha! The last thing I watched was an old Only Connect. If I need to solve a series of intricate puzzles to get out I suppose I'll be ok.

Spooks - with any luck Rupert Penry-Jones' Adam Carter will fall hopelessly in love with me during the process

Sideways....rescuers and kidnappers put aside their issues over a nice glass of Merlot

*siaters

Escape to the Chateau DIY - should be fine, they're all pretty resourceful. Might be in 2CV or ancient Renault van. Could be on a quad bike with winch and trailer though!

Ashes to Ashes - Gene Hunt has fired up the Quattro.

Gilmore Girls - the residents of Stars Hollow on a rescue mission...masterminded by Emily?

*sisters

Argh.

I’ve only watched kids tv since lockdown started because I’m too tired to watch anything myself once kids are in bed

So

The Octonauts

Supernatural - Sam and Dean Winchester.

I think I'll be OK, they've got all sorts of tricks up their sleeves, although it's season 5 so Lord knows if it'll be angels or demons that kidnap me 🙈

Killing Eve.

All kidnappers are now dead. I am now fabulously dressed