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You’ve been kidnapped- rescuers are in last film/programme you watched

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TheStarryNight · 27/04/2020 11:31

Who is coming to save you and how do they do it?

I’ve been rewatching New Girl. Jess and Cece stage a cute distraction involving hats whilst Nick and Schmidt snuggle me out of the air vents, just as Winston and his cop buddies arrive. I recover by cuddling Furguson and playing True American in the loft.

You’ve been kidnapped- rescuers are in last film/programme you watched
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SoupDragon · 27/04/2020 11:32

Dark Matter - they have guns and a spaceship. Sorted.

Samcro · 27/04/2020 11:32

I will be ok as it is the guys form Criminal minds

Themostwonderfultimeoftheyear · 27/04/2020 11:33

Oh dear I have been watching My Family on iPlayer. I am doomed Grin

TubereuseNordlys · 27/04/2020 11:33

Oh no - I watched Race Across the World!

I'm going to say Emon and Jamil pay my ransom Grin

haba · 27/04/2020 11:33

Newsnight, 2005.
So Jeremy Paxman and Germaine Greer. The debates with my kidnappers will be amazing, and it should be a very interesting ride home Grin

Themostwonderfultimeoftheyear · 27/04/2020 11:34

Also Gardeners World. So the My Family lot and Monty Don.

oldwhyno · 27/04/2020 11:34

The Facebook group of internet sleuths from "Don't F@@k with cats".

They'd track me down with relentless social media analysis.

CuriousaboutSamphire · 27/04/2020 11:34

Dracula.

I'm undead!!!

bellinisurge · 27/04/2020 11:34

Old Top Gear. I'm screwed!😂

HailHydra · 27/04/2020 11:35

Agents of Shield. I should be fine. Provided I don't say my username out loud

AnnofPeeves · 27/04/2020 11:36

Kelly and Yolanda from Cold Justice. They might not save me, but the perpetrators would definitely be caught Grin

merryhouse · 27/04/2020 11:36

Oh I've hit the jackpot on this one! Rescuing is what they do BEST

Toy Story 3 Grin

Tartyflette · 27/04/2020 11:37

The Spy who Dumped Me -- with Mila Kunis and Kate McKinnon. They sort of get there in the end.....I would probably sustain injuries in the rescue attempt 😳😟

Milicentbystander72 · 27/04/2020 11:38

The Dashwood sister from Sense and Sensibility.

Whingeingpom · 27/04/2020 11:38

Haha! The last thing I watched was an old Only Connect. If I need to solve a series of intricate puzzles to get out I suppose I'll be ok.

SomeoneElseEntirelyNow · 27/04/2020 11:38

Spooks - with any luck Rupert Penry-Jones' Adam Carter will fall hopelessly in love with me during the process

TheBlahWitchProject · 27/04/2020 11:38

Sideways....rescuers and kidnappers put aside their issues over a nice glass of Merlot WineGrin

Milicentbystander72 · 27/04/2020 11:38

*siaters

wowfudge · 27/04/2020 11:38

Escape to the Chateau DIY - should be fine, they're all pretty resourceful. Might be in 2CV or ancient Renault van. Could be on a quad bike with winch and trailer though!

je4852 · 27/04/2020 11:38

Ashes to Ashes - Gene Hunt has fired up the Quattro.

InglouriousBasterd · 27/04/2020 11:38

Gilmore Girls Grin - the residents of Stars Hollow on a rescue mission...masterminded by Emily?

Milicentbystander72 · 27/04/2020 11:38

*sisters

Argh.

MysteryFrog · 27/04/2020 11:39

I’ve only watched kids tv since lockdown started because I’m too tired to watch anything myself once kids are in bed

So

The Octonauts Grin

Cheeseycheeseycheesecheese · 27/04/2020 11:40

Supernatural - Sam and Dean Winchester.

I think I'll be OK, they've got all sorts of tricks up their sleeves, although it's season 5 so Lord knows if it'll be angels or demons that kidnap me 🙈

Whatthefoxgoingon · 27/04/2020 11:40

Killing Eve.

All kidnappers are now dead. I am now fabulously dressed Grin