The cafe is still open...

[sashh]

...because I didn't close it over the weekend.

Today's special is eggs.

Boiled, fried, poached, coddled, convent, I might even do scotch eggs.

Tea and coffee as always and toast of course.

@moolady how about some american pancakes with blue berries?

Ooh sounds lovely thankyou

Have you got any bath buns please? I love a bath bun, with butter

OK I'll see you in the morning I have to get back to real life for a bit.

Does anyone mind if I just help myself to a gin? This homeschooling stuff is hard work.

Any babies around for a cuddle? Or puppies?

Ooh is it gin o'Clock?
I fancy a violet gin with lemonade and summer fruits in it in one of those oversized glasses with a stem 👍

Morning all

Morning

Today's special is chocolate, to drink, in cakes, in muffins and even chocolate cereal.

I’d just like to say thank you @sashh for being nice the other day when I had a crying episode over some posters. The rhubarb gin helped :). Do you have more :)

@Thepigeons

I do have gin, but i have a lovely chocolate liqueur from Lidl too. Which would you prefer? And np about being nice, the cafe is very friendly.

I'd prefer the rhubarb gin as it's more tart!

Can I have both 😂

Still means a lot @sashh so thank you even if you won’t accept it

I like the cafe very much, it is a very friendly place. Hope you are doing ok now pigeon? May I have a large mug of tea please Sashh?

It is friendly isn't it, it's like the antithesis to AIBU.

Good morning may I have a hot chocolate and chocolate cake please @sashh
@Thepigeonsarecoming I'm glad you are feeling better than you did

Morning, is it bad to want chocolate cake this early? Please may I? And a large tea to get me going please.

Can trade for a baby cuddle if anyone wants a squish.... he could do with a sit and nosey around if that's ok?

I'm craving chocolate of any sort my thinking was have it in the cafe and it may stop me going and raiding the pantry
I love babies but always get really nervous cuddling them and I have 3 DC ,2 dgc and was babysitting from being 14

Morning all!
I'll have a double chocolate chip muffin and a cuppa please! We're only 30 mins into homeschooling right now so I'm still relatively sane .

Well chocolate cake seems to have been the right choice, anyone up for a retro Black Forrest Gateau?

I'll take the baby @crazycatlady7 There was a puppy here, that might amuse him (supervised of course).

He loves animals! No worries about the dog... our neighbours have dogs so he's exposed to them, plus we have cats who he likes to stroke (all supervised!)

So nice to enjoy tea and cake without holding baby 😄 thank you

This is making me want a real rhubarb gin, I haven't had a drink in a while though as I'm working on my immune system!

I'll cuddle someone's cat instead if anyone's got a friendly one?

My cat is uber friendly, she likes to meet new people and sit on them.