Change a word, ruin the song

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Patrick swayze: She's got the wind

The Stranglers: Gordon Brown

The one that comes to my mind is “jar of hearts” - my ds always changes it to “collecting your jar of farts” lol.

David Bowie- Barman

We don't have to take our gloves off - Jermaine Stewart

Kings of Leon - Your cat is on fire

After Fanniesyeraunt,

ABC - All of my farts

Lol I always sing Gordon brown to that song :)
And Jeremy corbyn by pearl jam
I do not vote tory

We don't have to take our gloves off :o

Muse: Supermassive Black Whore

Ed Sheehan, the shape of you, we always sing "last night you were in my room, now my bedsheets small like poo"

Gordon brown... Texture like a duck's bum

Bonnie Tyler - Holding out for a Biro

Everybody squirts - R.E.M

I love these :)

Dexy's Midnight Runners - Cum on Eileen

You are the wind beneath my (bingo) wings. 😁

Feargal Sharkey: A good fart

Between that and him with his verging-on-dirty thoughts you're ruining my childhood memories of this song

Love Sprats by the Cure

I'm going to bed. I cs

Can't laugh, I'll wake the kids and they'll want to see

B52s: Love rat

BlueEyedFloozy. Cum on Eileen

Queen: Thrush

@ConsolidateTheBiscuits we sing that too :o