Change a word, ruin the song

[StealthPolarBear]

Patrick swayze: She's got the wind

Nirvana- Heart-shaped Chocs

Nirvana - Smells Like Jean's Ferret

Eminem- Slim Fast

RHCP - Under the Fridge

Penisbeaker politics - Less Than Jake

Billy Ocean, Caribbean queen lyrics: and we’re sharing dysentery

pearl jam / dead
Madonna / true poo
Nirvana / about a twirl
The Beatles / let it pee
James / paid

I sound utterly puerile

Dildos to the ground - NOFX

Nirvana--Smells Like Teen B.O.
The Fratellis- Chelsea Tractor

Ed Sheeran, Beautiful People:
'Lamborghinis and they're eating hummus'

I've Got An STD - Disney's Tangled

Edwin Starr- War

'Porn! Huh! Good God, y'all,
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothin!'

Inspired by a recent thread on the feminism board.

Michael Jackson - Birth Song

Marilyn Manson - Heart shaped asses

You've Lost That Lovin' Peeling
Just Want To Dance The Shite Away
Let One Go
Sweet Dreams Are Made of Cheese

Total eclipse of the fart. Bonnie Tyler.

A-ha - Cake On Me

Sultans of Ping FC - THERE'S Me Jumper

Adam and the Ants - Dog Eat Frog

James - Shit Down

R.E.M. Slimy crappy people
R.E.M. Everybody flirts

Blondie - Fart of glass
Blondie - the cheese the cheese
Blondie - wanking on the telephone

Billy Ocean - red light spells brothel.

Brotherhood of man - save all your sputum for me.

Asia - heat of the crematorium

One of my friends insists on shouting out 'lick my' over the lyrics to 'you can make me whole again' by atomic kitten.

I seem to recall that the all time classic for this is

Don’t let your son go down on me

I predict a general election

I predict a fry up

Cyndi Lauder - rehabilitation after time

Roy Orbison - I snored all night.

Beatles - I wanna hold your penis.

Pearl Jam - dead

Kinks - you really got crabs

My old man’s a barrister.

Lauper