Change a word, ruin the song

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Patrick swayze: She's got the wind

Thrush! Aaaaaah!

ABBA Lancing Queen

Adele - Make you feel my glove

Take That - Shite

Bob Dylan knocking on Bevan’s door

I Fought the Floor and the Floor Won - The Clash

I Bet You look good on the sea floor

Ds ruined last Christmas for me he sings .... but the very next day you sold it on ebay

It's a marvellous night for a moon walk

Go And Get Stuffed by Billy Ocean.

Elvis Costello, instead of singing ‘I don’t wanna go to Chelsea,’ I sing, ‘I don’t wanna go to Aldi,’ which I actually do, because I spend less. I hate it though.

Queen - I want to break bread

Hot chocolate You poxy thing

Meat Loaf - I Would Do Anything For Love But I Won't Do Thursdays

Charlene - I've Been To Paradise But I've Never Been To Leeds

Primal Scream - Get Your Socks Off

Sheryl Crow - Every Day Is A Winding Turd

REM - Everybody Squirts

Lady Gaga - Poke Her Face

Kenny Loggins - Foofloose

Kylie Minogue - Can't Get You Out of My Shed

I like to amuse myself by changing the word 'heart' in songs,to 'fart. So we have:-
I left my fart in San Francisco.
Owner of a lonely fart.
Total eclipse of the fart.
My fart will go on.
My fart belongs to daddy.
Listen to your fart.
Don't go breaking my fart.

Pink - you and your gland

Steppenwolf- Born to be mild.

Young Farts Run Free

Jar Wash

This shite is on fire - Alicia Keys

Uptown fuck -Bruno Mars

Lady Gaga - Robert Runcie (Paparazzi)