Bit of Friday property porn anyone?

[QueenWhatevs]

I love this house. LOVE it. Its in a nice town, its big but not too big, its not stuck in the middle of nowhere, the decor is cosy and just on the non-bland side of neutral

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-65585364.html#_full-description

Clicky link sorry

I love it!

Ooh yes that's rather nice. Nice bit of Essex too, though Stansted traffic (air and road) a bit of an issue.

Wow!

Nah, boring. For a Georgian house there's not much character.

This is one of my faves ❤️

Haxted Road, Lingfield, RH7
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-76229453.html

Local one .. cheap compared to above,😁
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-75183421.html

Or a wee castle ....
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-83473433.html

I want the Castle!

Or failing that, how about a 1500 cottage made out of a ye olde prison?

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-84295064.html

I thought it just had a crsppy little cooker until I took a second look at the photos.

A few peculiar photos on that one Fluffiest! The bath tap was particularly attractive I thought! 🤪

I love this one, up my way. Some lovely woodwork, though a shit load of windows to clean!
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-81687827.html

Ooh absolutely lovely. Yes please!

When I see the north south division on prices I am always shocked don't know why as I know there's a massive difference near me this is what £650K will buy you
I found this property on the Rightmove Android app and wanted you to see it: www.rightmove.co.uk/s6p/72999274
It's not bad but certainly doesn't compare to a castle!

Oh didn't know it did the whole I found this on right move speech when you copy a page 🤦‍♀️

Andahelterskelterroundmylittle That castle is truly beautiful. The stained glass!

Who wants the traffic, noise and pollution from the airport, though... The Lingfield one is probably very noisy too... ggrrr...

What’s so depressing is that our 4 bed detached in south east is not much cheaper than the castle... I’M MOVING!

Ooh to have my own battlements.....

I'm frustrated that, right at the end, it refers to something that leads to "the garage and cottage" with absolutely no reference anywhere to what the cottage is. It does look there may be some sort of cottage or annexe and that implies that it's part of the property but they don't deign to explain it at all. Or am I misreading something?

I love this house www.themodernhouse.com/sales-list/callis-court-road/

Are they having a joke about the swimming pool? Is that it in picture 10?

My favourite so far is the Kent one. The castle gives me the creeps!
Someone posted a semi in Durham for a million. That seems like a lot of money outside the south east. Is Durham a hot spot like Cambridge?

search.savills.com/property-detail/gbglrsgls160084
Desirable commuter village ..

Love the Durham one actually but it's a lot for a semi.

The Kent one has a plywood kitchen?! It's under offer so it didn't put people off.