Bit of Friday property porn anyone?

[QueenWhatevs]

I love this house. LOVE it. Its in a nice town, its big but not too big, its not stuck in the middle of nowhere, the decor is cosy and just on the non-bland side of neutral

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£650k will buy this near me
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I love it

Given the way virtually all the photos for the castle are of small details, you can bet the actual rooms are pretty crap. As it was converted to a nursing home at one point I suspect they're pretty utilitarian and you'd have to gut the place to get it back to a good standard.

Nice but it's really overlooked, which would put me off. That and the crazy prize (Northerner)!

Prize? Price!

Love the dark accents they've decorated this with
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Swishy that house whilst isn't terrible is a bit depressing not sure if it's just the décor though and in fairness our house when we moved in was not the best.

Think I'd have to do more than dig down the back of the sofa for this one.
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I'm a big fan of Primrose Hill as a place to live.

This place may be a little above my budget though...

Is the wine included in the price of the primrose hill one ?

My favourite is the Scottish castle

Now I've started I can't stop. My mum grow up near here the views are stunning.
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The Primrose hill one doesn't even have a pool! I'd want several for that price..

The Scottish castle is about 15 mins from me and the area is not that great which explains the price.

An actual castle for 650?!!

@JoJoSM2 the Lingfield one is not bad. I pass it on my daily dog walk. It's about 200m back from train line and trains almost stopped in and out of station tho. Yes planes going in to Gatwick but it's on no through road next to field of cows. Lingfield is a nice village

Surely the castle is cheap as chips because of the god awful gothic decor!

I don’t know if a field in the middle of nowhere can be rough

The Primrose Hill one made me 😲 (but I'd still rather live here)

Up north? Ash Lane, Ollerton, Knutsford, Cheshire, WA16
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Yeah Gods the Callis Court Road one looks like a tarted up Science block of a school !

The castle-ex care home, so someone probably died in every room. Loving the lack of pics of any rooms!

OMG
That castle!!
😍😍😍

I like it a lot but it’s odd there’s only one crap picture of the kitchen.

this not far from me

Durham City has some very expensive bits. We don't live the the very expensive bits!

Oh Hushabye that is a proper cluedo house! If you lived there you would have to host dinner parties on stormy nights for a good old murder that would be solved the next day by a savy old lady.