Arranged with my brother to pop round and see him tonight. Get there, he's running late but his wife invites me inside. No big deal, I like my sister in law.
Have a little catch up with her, when she asks would I like to look at some snaps from their recent holiday. Sure why not.
She's showing me these beautiful scenic pictures, mixed with my brother and her. The next photo lands on her in a bikini with a pretty background, then the next one it zooms in on her not showing so much of the pretty background. Then BOOM A picture of my brothers dick.
She lets out a little "ooh" sound, and quickly flicks to the next picture, which is now a picture of my brothers penis and her in the photo. Flicks to the next and we are back to pretty scenic photos. She shows me about 3 more and says that's enough now, puts her phone away and carries on chatting like normal.
He's due back any moment now. I have 3 options
- Leave
- Greet him with "Hey bro, just saw some holiday snaps even the dick pics"
- Act like nothing has happened and simply bleach my eyes when I get home.
Oh god help.