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Should I leave before my brother gets home?

58 replies

KungFuPandaWorks · 03/07/2019 20:19

Arranged with my brother to pop round and see him tonight. Get there, he's running late but his wife invites me inside. No big deal, I like my sister in law.

Have a little catch up with her, when she asks would I like to look at some snaps from their recent holiday. Sure why not.

She's showing me these beautiful scenic pictures, mixed with my brother and her. The next photo lands on her in a bikini with a pretty background, then the next one it zooms in on her not showing so much of the pretty background. Then BOOM A picture of my brothers dick.

She lets out a little "ooh" sound, and quickly flicks to the next picture, which is now a picture of my brothers penis and her in the photo. Flicks to the next and we are back to pretty scenic photos. She shows me about 3 more and says that's enough now, puts her phone away and carries on chatting like normal.

He's due back any moment now. I have 3 options

  1. Leave
  2. Greet him with "Hey bro, just saw some holiday snaps even the dick pics"
  3. Act like nothing has happened and simply bleach my eyes when I get home.

Oh god help.

OP posts:
Treaclesweet · 03/07/2019 20:22

Hahahaha. Sorry.

God I'd be dying if I was her. You should probably just move and change your name so you never have to see them again.

Passthecherrycoke · 03/07/2019 20:23

Oh god 😭

IncognitaIgnorama · 03/07/2019 20:24

Pour bleach in your ears and eyes. Or emigrate leaving no forwarding address.

KungFuPandaWorks · 03/07/2019 20:31

He's arrived home. She's gone outside to greet him, more like update him that I've seen his dick shots.

OP posts:
Alloftit · 03/07/2019 20:32

😂😂😂😂

AppropriateAdult · 03/07/2019 20:33

Ha. Just sit there grinning and enjoy their incredible discomfort...

KeepFuckingOff · 03/07/2019 20:33

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 go home and never set eyes on them again

newmomof1 · 03/07/2019 20:34

I'm sorry OP but this is hilarious - please go with option 2.

Mumsymumphy · 03/07/2019 20:35

Greet brother with"Hey big boy, gotta dash!" Go home, bleach eyes, have a good chuckle to yourself. And make fun of him every time you see him from now on 🤣

Whathappenedtooursummer · 03/07/2019 20:36

Depending on your estimation you could rib him that you know why he is so popular /unpopular now!!

MilkTwoSugarsThanks · 03/07/2019 20:39

Option 2 definitely 😂

AJPTaylor · 03/07/2019 20:39

Say Evening Dick!

AlwaysHangry · 03/07/2019 20:40

Sorry op but this is hilarious, defo go for option two and the sash home and bleach your whole head Grin

Surfingtheweb · 03/07/2019 20:41

Hahaha I'd be like omg I've just seen your dick pics 😂😂😂😂 I know 100% my brother would be in way more pain than me 😂😂😂😂

AuntieMarys · 03/07/2019 20:42

At least it wasn't your dad Shock

imsuchagrump · 03/07/2019 20:44

Omg not sure who it's more mortifying for , you obviously but also your Sil and your brother who knows you have seen his dick Grin chuckle .

Obviously you must pretend it never happened and never speak of this again ( except on Mumsnet of course)

BlueSkiesLies · 03/07/2019 20:44

Pretend this never happened!!!

EKGEMS · 03/07/2019 20:45

AJPTaylor LMAO

WizardOfAus · 03/07/2019 20:47

Option 2

KungFuPandaWorks · 03/07/2019 20:51

He knows I Know, he hasn't mentioned it though. There's a penis sized elephant in the room.

There's an atmosphere of polite awkward chit chat. Thinking of throwing in the odd comment and watch him squirm.

OP posts:
WizardOfAus · 03/07/2019 20:52

a picture of my brothers penis and her in the photo

Was she posing with your brother’s penis, or something more sinister?!?

cakeandchampagne · 03/07/2019 20:53

I think it’s funny, but I would reassure my brother I would only tease him a “little”. Smile

crisscrosscranky · 03/07/2019 20:54

penis sized elephant in the room.

Read this as elephant sized penis Blush

WizardOfAus · 03/07/2019 20:59

What a cock up.

newmomof1 · 03/07/2019 21:01

@crisscrosscranky I also read elephant sized penis😂