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Should I leave before my brother gets home?

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KungFuPandaWorks · 03/07/2019 20:19

Arranged with my brother to pop round and see him tonight. Get there, he's running late but his wife invites me inside. No big deal, I like my sister in law.

Have a little catch up with her, when she asks would I like to look at some snaps from their recent holiday. Sure why not.

She's showing me these beautiful scenic pictures, mixed with my brother and her. The next photo lands on her in a bikini with a pretty background, then the next one it zooms in on her not showing so much of the pretty background. Then BOOM A picture of my brothers dick.

She lets out a little "ooh" sound, and quickly flicks to the next picture, which is now a picture of my brothers penis and her in the photo. Flicks to the next and we are back to pretty scenic photos. She shows me about 3 more and says that's enough now, puts her phone away and carries on chatting like normal.

He's due back any moment now. I have 3 options

  1. Leave
  2. Greet him with "Hey bro, just saw some holiday snaps even the dick pics"
  3. Act like nothing has happened and simply bleach my eyes when I get home.

Oh god help.

OP posts:
MyGastIsFlabbered · 04/07/2019 15:45

I'm giggling far too much at this and trying to come up with an innocent excuse for the DCs!

IncognitaIgnorama · 05/07/2019 17:03

Your DH is brilliant, OP Grin Your poor (elephant) brother!

millimat · 05/07/2019 17:20

These are fabulous! Maybe ask him if he had a beaker next to his bed on holiday?GrinGrin

daddykool99 · 05/07/2019 18:47

tell your brother you have just seen his holiday dick pic and then say it hasnt changed much since you saw it when you wuz likkle.

daddykool99 · 05/07/2019 18:49

when your brother arrives start singing in a likkle girls voice " just seen your holiday dick pics" over and over again then start laughing

Stompythedinosaur · 05/07/2019 21:20

Fab. I would personally bring this up on a regular basis. You have to get your money's worth!

Gazelda · 05/07/2019 21:42

This solves all future Christmas and birthday gift dilemmas. Get yourself to Ann Summers or the local joke shop (do they still exist?) and raid their penis section.

daddykool99 · 07/07/2019 21:29

so what did you do ?????

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