Should I leave before my brother gets home?

[KungFuPandaWorks]

Arranged with my brother to pop round and see him tonight. Get there, he's running late but his wife invites me inside. No big deal, I like my sister in law.

Have a little catch up with her, when she asks would I like to look at some snaps from their recent holiday. Sure why not.

She's showing me these beautiful scenic pictures, mixed with my brother and her. The next photo lands on her in a bikini with a pretty background, then the next one it zooms in on her not showing so much of the pretty background. Then BOOM A picture of my brothers dick.

She lets out a little "ooh" sound, and quickly flicks to the next picture, which is now a picture of my brothers penis and her in the photo. Flicks to the next and we are back to pretty scenic photos. She shows me about 3 more and says that's enough now, puts her phone away and carries on chatting like normal.

He's due back any moment now. I have 3 options

1. Leave
2. Greet him with "Hey bro, just saw some holiday snaps even the dick pics"
3. Act like nothing has happened and simply bleach my eyes when I get home.

Oh god help.

😂😂😂😂😂

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Oh god this is amazing! PLEASE drop really unsubtle hints at him. Stay for tea. Out stay your welcome. Make him squirm!! It's what we'd do in our family 😂

Wizard she was holding it near her chops pouting. Which isn't a visual I wanted to relive, but I did it for you Wizard.

I've commented on SIL photography skills and how she can take some alright photos. My brother was like yeah she's alright. I asked SIL would she take some of me and my DH like she has of her and brother. My brother nearly choked on his brew and SIL asked what I mean quite bewildered. I gestured at her wall which has lovely clothed selfies of them.

This is amazing 😂

I am laughing out loud at this. So funny and gross. But your last update was too good 😂

Soooo funny.

I had to read penis sized elephant 3 times for my brain to register what you meant.

Oh this has me chuckling

Oh god, that’s hilarious

Thank you @KungFuPandaWorks
The visual is much appreciated.

I called my brother to ask him a question whilst dh was driving, put the phone down and put it in my lap. Conversation between dh and I changed from paint to how we needed to have more sex and him telling me the new dining table would be a good height so we should give that a go. We park up turn the engine off and I can hear a muffled sound. Pick up my phone to leave the car and realise it's still connected to my brothers landline and the muffled sound was him shouting 'Hello..QUEEN FFS DISCONNECT YOUR PHONE' I didn't speak to him just quickly hung up and avoided him for a few weeks.

@QueenOfIce 😂😂😂😂

One night for a laugh I /we measured dh's penis. He was so pleasantly surprised he rang his dm to tell her !
The poor woman!!

Oh my 😂😂😂😂😂

I almost woke the baby I snorted so hard at the last update. I feel for you OP, but thank you for making me laugh on an otherwise dull evening! 😂

I'm actually crying with laughter at the thought of this!

OMG!

If it was me I wouldn't be able to not say something. I absolutely love what you said!

Oh you have to drop duck puns every time you see him, from now on.

‘How’s it hangin?’
‘Well that’s a right cock up!’
‘We had sausage and mash for dinner. Does (Sil) like a bit of sausage?’

Dick puns! I dare say he’d wonder why you were making puns about ducks! 🦆

These are sex people.

OH, that's so funny, I wish I had a brother. It's all a family thing isn't it, you can laugh about this for years.

Oh OP this is a classic!! You certainly did the right thing. Now you have to drop subtle and not so subtle references into conversations for the foreseeable future at least!

I'm guessing the embarrassment was too much for my brother to handle. He had to pop out for an errand not long after my last update.

Although DH text him this morning

" Ey up cocker, sorry couldn't make it last night. We can come up weekend? Kung mentioned SIL was showing off the holiday snaps looking forward to seeing them. Although maybe not the dick pics for me " 😂😂

He's yet to respond 😂🙈

Hahaha I once did this in boots-my daughter was with me trying to get my pictures to load so I could print some pictures off for college
They wouldn’t load up so my daughter called a lady who works there over to help
They bloody loaded just as she came over to help
Just as a lovely picture of my fellas wanger popped up on the screen!
My daughter is still washing her eyes out with bleach and the lady ran away!
I’d just laugh it off...