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Three word story

999 replies

Timeforcuppa · 23/03/2019 13:28

Just add three words.

One Saturday afternoon...

OP posts:
Timeforcuppa · 27/03/2019 14:07

'Never ever again...

OP posts:
ItsInTheSpoon · 27/03/2019 15:09

will we see

Timeforcuppa · 27/03/2019 15:13

another EU referendum

OP posts:
Widdendream77 · 27/03/2019 17:23

This is how

HeronLanyon · 27/03/2019 18:59

We massage things

Timeforcuppa · 27/03/2019 19:56

with full frontal

OP posts:
Widdendream77 · 27/03/2019 20:18

Exposure but hidden

TheoriginalLEM · 28/03/2019 05:10

In plain sight

thislido · 28/03/2019 05:53

for sore eyes

HeronLanyon · 28/03/2019 06:11

Often miss things

myname666 · 28/03/2019 06:24

Call Madonna back

Widdendream77 · 28/03/2019 07:18

Ring ring. “Hello....

cordeliavorkosigan · 28/03/2019 07:22

"what?" she said

cordeliavorkosigan · 28/03/2019 07:22

the material girl

cordeliavorkosigan · 28/03/2019 07:22

but this thread

cordeliavorkosigan · 28/03/2019 07:22

it is classic

cordeliavorkosigan · 28/03/2019 07:23

a true classic

HeronLanyon · 28/03/2019 07:39

Classically classic classic.

Lochroy · 28/03/2019 07:48

As if Beethoven

brizzlemint · 28/03/2019 07:56

rolled over again

HeronLanyon · 28/03/2019 08:12

Meanwhile channelling Bach

brizzlemint · 28/03/2019 08:30

to the future

myname666 · 28/03/2019 08:42

Madonna you're crazy

Lochroy · 28/03/2019 09:12

As crazy as

thislido · 28/03/2019 09:14

Van Gogh was