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Three word story

999 replies

Timeforcuppa · 23/03/2019 13:28

Just add three words.

One Saturday afternoon...

OP posts:
Innernutshell · 22/04/2019 14:23

and everyone grinned

sawyersfishbiscuits · 22/04/2019 15:23

except the Archbishop

SometimesAlwaysNever · 22/04/2019 20:16

Who was thinking

YouFellAsleep · 22/04/2019 20:23

About his pink

Innernutshell · 22/04/2019 20:32

shrunken underpants which

sawyersfishbiscuits · 22/04/2019 20:37

were causing chafing

SometimesAlwaysNever · 22/04/2019 20:45

Between his thighs

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 22/04/2019 21:11

He needs Lanacane

Japonicaflower2 · 22/04/2019 21:14

And baggy pants

HoppityChicken · 22/04/2019 21:15

slathered on by

sawyersfishbiscuits · 22/04/2019 21:46

Swedish bus drivers

SometimesAlwaysNever · 22/04/2019 21:48

Singing ABBA and

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 22/04/2019 22:01

Billy Ray Cyrus

Bonnynorton2 · 22/04/2019 22:12

Wearing his crocs

SometimesAlwaysNever · 22/04/2019 22:17

And a tutu

Bonnynorton2 · 22/04/2019 22:32

Archbishop Desmond Tutu

HoppityChicken · 22/04/2019 22:44

was not amused

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 22/04/2019 23:43

and shouted "Miley!"

sawyersfishbiscuits · 23/04/2019 07:11

whilst inadvertently having

DeadWife · 23/04/2019 07:36

a mild spasm

KindleAndCake · 23/04/2019 10:37

and falling onto

brizzlemint · 23/04/2019 10:40

Donald Trump's manhood

does he have one?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 23/04/2019 11:02

which was tiny

SometimesAlwaysNever · 23/04/2019 13:09

Meanwhile Marty dates

FookMeFookYou · 23/04/2019 13:51

anyone and anything