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Three word story

999 replies

Timeforcuppa · 23/03/2019 13:28

Just add three words.

One Saturday afternoon...

OP posts:
TracyBeakerSoYeah · 19/04/2019 14:52

Posh was confused Grin

FookMeFookYou · 19/04/2019 14:56

and smacked David

SometimesAlwaysNever · 19/04/2019 15:34

Right In the

AquarianSquirrel · 19/04/2019 16:05

reasonably rotund chops

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 19/04/2019 16:20

David started crying

Jellyfloodagain · 19/04/2019 18:31

You are such

TheRhythmlessMan · 19/04/2019 19:35

an intriguing creation

sawyersfishbiscuits · 19/04/2019 20:25

Which prompted the

MsChicken · 19/04/2019 23:42

Archbishop to tweak

SometimesAlwaysNever · 20/04/2019 09:43

Posh's little black

FookMeFookYou · 20/04/2019 10:02

heart, out from

ChestOfFields · 20/04/2019 10:21

The garden shed

DeadWife · 20/04/2019 10:28

which promptly imploded

TheRhythmlessMan · 20/04/2019 13:55

forming black holes

brizzlemint · 20/04/2019 14:05

photographed by women

iklboo · 20/04/2019 14:21

In green cloaks

MsChicken · 20/04/2019 14:26

and purple clogs

FookMeFookYou · 20/04/2019 14:42

who shouted "Bollox"

brizzlemint · 20/04/2019 15:23

to aliens within

bagpiss · 20/04/2019 15:37

rather bizarrely long

SometimesAlwaysNever · 20/04/2019 15:54

Haul destinations. Nelly

MsChicken · 20/04/2019 16:14

the elephant packed

brizzlemint · 20/04/2019 16:24

a hadron collider

Jellyfloodagain · 20/04/2019 18:08

And marched her

Widdendream77 · 20/04/2019 19:02

Performing fleas onto

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