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Three word story

999 replies

Timeforcuppa · 23/03/2019 13:28

Just add three words.

One Saturday afternoon...

OP posts:
Widdendream77 · 30/03/2019 20:26

A handy haddock

holidayarmadillo2019 · 30/03/2019 21:48

fell from the

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 30/03/2019 22:32

outside decorative wardrobe

iklboo · 30/03/2019 22:35

Stunning the vicar

TheoriginalLEM · 30/03/2019 22:48

With a taser

why1stheRumgon3 · 30/03/2019 23:03

Fell down fast

propertynovice9 · 30/03/2019 23:05

with a bang!

Runyoucleverboyandremember11 · 30/03/2019 23:09

Surprisingly loud and

bagpiss · 30/03/2019 23:10

A slight whiff

why1stheRumgon3 · 31/03/2019 00:00

In the air

Widdendream77 · 31/03/2019 10:59

brimstone and fish

DizziLizzy · 31/03/2019 12:23

. David and Vicky

iklboo · 31/03/2019 12:39

Stood open mouthed

LunarPhase · 31/03/2019 12:54

As they watched

DeadWife · 31/03/2019 15:06

Lyn launched into

mumwon · 31/03/2019 17:09

a solar flare

Langrish · 31/03/2019 20:10

That ascended heavenward

Widdendream77 · 31/03/2019 20:19

Until the black

mumwon · 31/03/2019 20:59

hole event horizon
(ok I like sci fi :) )

notsosureaboutthatthough · 31/03/2019 21:01

Farted in Sainsbury’s

NotQuiteSlimJim · 31/03/2019 21:37

Wannabe played hedonistically

Al2O3 · 31/03/2019 21:44

while vicars prayed.

propertynovice9 · 31/03/2019 22:12

The Spice Girls

Widdendream77 · 01/04/2019 07:14

Simultaneously ceased to

DeadWife · 01/04/2019 07:33

Sleep with each