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Three word story

999 replies

Timeforcuppa · 23/03/2019 13:28

Just add three words.

One Saturday afternoon...

OP posts:
thislido · 29/03/2019 17:31

“What’s it worth?”

Widdendream77 · 29/03/2019 17:34

“What about my

DizziLizzy · 29/03/2019 17:37

Lunch screamed Victoria

GreatDuckCookery · 29/03/2019 18:27

“Will risotto do?”

myname666 · 29/03/2019 19:43

"Most definitely not"

Timeforcuppa · 29/03/2019 19:47

Nothing made sense

OP posts:
myname666 · 29/03/2019 19:54

To Becks because

LunarPhase · 29/03/2019 19:57

He was high

Widdendream77 · 29/03/2019 20:07

From licking snails

GreatDuckCookery · 29/03/2019 20:09

His breath stank

DeadWife · 29/03/2019 20:27

To high heaven

Timeforcuppa · 29/03/2019 20:28

Victoria didn't mind

OP posts:
myname666 · 29/03/2019 20:37

She was horny Wink

DeadWife · 29/03/2019 20:38

Albert thrust his

mumwon · 29/03/2019 20:42

tea towards her

myname666 · 29/03/2019 20:42

She gobbled it

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 29/03/2019 20:44

up and then

myname666 · 29/03/2019 20:45

Trumped really loudly

mumwon · 29/03/2019 20:49

pardon? said Albert

Timeforcuppa · 29/03/2019 21:13

'Wouldn't you like

OP posts:
nunnun · 29/03/2019 21:29

me to put

LunarPhase · 29/03/2019 21:56

Some pants on?

winc · 29/03/2019 21:58

That tree there?

thislido · 29/03/2019 22:08

The Christmas tree!

mumwon · 29/03/2019 22:13

no, the poplar!