Trapped in a coffee shop because I’m being too British (LH)

[TaterHater]

I got a text this morning from a friend saying she was unwell and could we change our coffee date for tomorrow (no I’m working) but anyway- reply in the usual manner one does.

I decided to come into town and have a browse but coffee first- I grabbed my order and sat down and said unwell friend is in with a couple of friends and they’ve sat down. She hasn’t seen me yet.

I’m actually rooted to my seat and wondering how to get out without putting a bag on my head- no wait- I shouldn’t be embarrassed she should !

Every fibre of my being says sit and sip the coffee slowly and hope they get out fast or paper bag option.

I'd ditch her for good, decent kind people don't behave like this. It was a very mean thing to do.

It never fails to amaze me when posters don't bother to RTFT and think that by page 7 the situation hasn't moved on.

You should take a photo of her and text it to her with the caption - look to your left {cheery wave}

TaterHater I'd totally go for coffee with you!

Omg- I’m sqirming for her!

Op- you are my new hero. Your mate is a monumental twat.

Please update us with the Facebook status!

Jeff-
I told him I was ill this morning

on the teeth & tits out line. Must remember that.

She's a bit of a tit isn't she. The truth will out and she's been exposed as a shite friend and a liar.
So pleased you avoided the temptation to buy a massive hot chocolate with whipped cream and sprinkles and accidentally on purpose trip and tip it all over her and her manky mates on the way out.

Your Facebook post was absolutely brilliant btw.
A classy kick up the arse

Doesn’t mean nudity and dentures in a jar. Apologies for any misunderstanding

Have they noticed you yet?

I have actually RTFT but it's very cancel the cheque

For what it's worth OP, I'm sorry that happened. It's really gutting and embarrassing when things like this happen even if it is the so called friend who should be embarrassed.
Like couple relationships, friendships are important and it hurts like a bitch when they go bad.

Chin up. At least you know you did nothing wrong here.

What a cow (cf false friend)!

What a legend (tits- and teeth-baring op)!

Sorry you had that experience though, you handled it with aplomb by the sounds of it, but it still isn't pleasant.

Sorry , confused me.
Are you in the same place or not ?

Doesn’t mean nudity and dentures in a jar. Apologies for any misunderstanding

That cracked me up. Nice work, OP. You handled this with class; even though it probably hurt. You deserve better.

Ignore that ; Missed pages !

Notanother yessir

@TaterHater - good for you - I would have been really hurt by this. If she had just asked if you could do another day because some other friends had invited her for coffee you might have been a bit put out but it wouldn't have been the end of the friendship. Was really shitty to lie at the last minute. She could have even just invited you along! So many classy ways to handle the situation and she chose the shittiest one. Seems like her loss to me, you sound ace.

Jesus, I cringed so hard I got cramp in my butt.

You are a total freaking ledge. please Tell us if she gets in touch with you!

I want to know what Audrey said!

Well done OP! What a bitch!

One of these coffee shop friends has liked your FB post? CFs... and just goes to show the calibre of person she'd rather drink coffee with. I'd say you've dodged a bullet there OP!

Well done OP! Shit that u had to do it in the first place though

I think I would have hidden in the toilets then gone home for a little cry. You are awesome and your friend is a cow.