New ninja thread!!

[Becca19962014]

The other one expired and it doesn't look like anyone else has created one! So I get another barn and leslie didn't steal my victory like last time!!!

I guess technically, technically MN won the last one. However, this is MY barn.

Rules:

Feed the ninja owl(s) in the rafters, cake only. Especially me. I get hungry and cannot eat anything other than cake and no yukky healthy stuff in cake.

No discussion at all about yukky healthy food.

Um..

Did I mention I like cake???

We talk about anything and everything, except obviously healthy food.

It's not advisable to try and win the thread and mention another is about to expire because some people use it to cheat.....

for you

I'm struggling quite a bit at the moment, tbh. Sorry not to be posting much. Everything just feels bleak and gloomy so I don't want to drag everyone down.

How are you doing Becca?

Don't worry lovely you can post whatever you like here, please don't let that you're struggling make you feel you must stop.

I'm not exactly a ray of sunshine around here myself as I'm struggling so much myself with everything that's going on.

There's not really much to say anyway. I knew my cancer would progress and I thought I was prepared, but I feel so scared and everything feels pointless. Hopefully this new chemo will buy me a bit more time.

Sorry you're struggling too. I don't have anything useful to say. Just

I don't have cancer but my condition does deterioate and I know exactly what you mean. I don't have any words either. Take care.

we can be in this shit boat together. Let's just eat and pretend none of it is happening, eh?

A boat with cake? Sounds good! Pretend none of its happening? Sounds even better. Yes even better than cake.

Please dont eat the boat Becca. It contains cake, it isn't made of it. Youll get soggy tail feathers if you try.

Oh. Um.

You would never drag me down leslie, if you ever want to talk I promise I'm always here....lurking....mysteriously in the shadows....in a nonthreatening way. I have fallen in love with a very creamy cheese filled with mustard seeds (it's not labelled so I don't know the bloody name).

I also have an important announcement:

I'M WEARING DUNGAREES!

...Not filled with mustard seeds, it just has them in the cheese in a normal kind of way. Not sure why I said 'filled with'- it makes it sound like the seeds are in there like jam in a donut!

I'm SINKING! WAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

No good you looking all innocent Becca- you are the boat!

Ate*

leslie you are our friend and we are here for you no matter what.

Hugs, and cheese for everyone today.

becca in a boat made me think of the owl
And the pussycat

I didn't eat all of it and the bits I did I glued back together with some nasty stuff I found. I think they're known as vegetables. I've eat the rest of the non vegetable boat today so it's nice and safe for me and leslie. I didn't want her made worse by gone off cake.

Does that make leslie a pussycat then? Aren't they mean to owls????

No this one is nice. He had honey, and money. And a beautiful pea green boat.

I'm definitely not a cat and I wouldn't be mean to owls. If anything I'd be a sloth :) or maybe a goat.

That cheese sounds nice NK. Lots of people have been sending me cheese parcels. Mostly ewe's cheese. Yum. My appetite has reduced a lot, but I can usually be tempted by a little morsel of cheese :)

I'd rather be a wombat. They're cute! Not as cute as ninja owls obviously but still cute!

Sloths and goats are cute too :(

Sloths are lovely. Goats get a bad rep i feel. I think they’re fab. Know what they want.

I think I’d be a cat. That belongs to a nice person who lets me sleep In front of the fire and feels me cream and tinned salmon

True. I just think wombats are more cute!