new Facebook shite tat page, Xmas edition

[Plentyoffishnets]

I give you these sweetie trees - £6.50

Some beauties here

What is the black thing in the ladies hamper!?

@LordOfTheFleas 😂😂😂

Anyone want to pay £6 for this beauty? Why would you want a mug and straw to go with your swizzels lollipop?!

My local Marketplace is so boring. It’s mostly Christmas Eve boxes, or selling non-homemade decorations, or clothing (when I search ‘Christmas’).

@toffee1000 search homemade Christmas. Then the treasures will reveal themselves...

Notso it looks suspiciously what the much-missed Innovations Catalogue would have called a "neck massager".

Dandybelle I did actually have better luck when I searched “arts and crafts”. Homemade is mostly food like cakes or various Indian/Pakistani etc food.

I’m slightly disappointed by the almost tasteful offerings in my area. (Budweiser clock was the worst offender I could find).

I live in a fairly naice middle class area, perhaps that has some influence. Although there are probably plenty of mc areas that sell tons of tat.

Why why why would anyone buy the David Bowie face?

Notso Is there wine in that hamper? You can't legally even offer to sell it without a licence, the fines are terrifying.

Behold, this "stunning" decoration. Where the feck are you supposed to hang the chuffin' thing from?!

Bargain.

What a bloody waste of vinyl.

Who the fuck would want that?! 😂 oh god, I've got to stop looking, my toes may never uncurl again.

In what way is that a tree? Good god.

Nothing to contribute by following because these are hilarious

They look like the Christmas decorations I made in primary school which my poor mother dutifully put on display for years (at the back of the Christmas tree may I add)

The next level in glitter glasses. God knows how you drink from these, or wash them.

Ok that was bad phrasing. I know how you drink from them, but all those bobbly bits look rather uncomfortable.

Similar to a few things up thread but these are an absolute MESS and from £9!!!

I am the person who would buy the Bowie face mask
And freak my dh out .

@leamaria that looks like it says "fucks post" on the left hand side

I think this little gem may be appreciated here!