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To continue Torn's tacky and grim thread...

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PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 20/08/2018 20:02

Girls were finally allowed to wear grey cords at my school in winter when I was 15. I have never worn a skirt in winter since.

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TheTartanTerror · 25/08/2018 17:25

Double-choke slam has to hurt. Carter is a monster (as I typed that, the commentator did the same thing. I could do his job)

MamaLurve · 25/08/2018 17:25

OMG! I've just seen crator

TheTartanTerror · 25/08/2018 17:31

DH has turned off the sound!!!

MamaLurve · 25/08/2018 17:34

You're never too young for your first injection of smack!

Your DH is clearly threatened by the men in their little pants.

Poor Tatty is clearly stuck in the leotard queue at her local Sports Direct

MamaLurve · 25/08/2018 17:35

You need to withdraw sexual favours

TheTartanTerror · 25/08/2018 17:36

Threats issued - sound is back on

TheTartanTerror · 25/08/2018 17:40

Are they allowed to fight outside the ring?? I think they are cheating

TheTartanTerror · 25/08/2018 17:40

Bulldoooog, Bulldoooooog

MamaLurve · 25/08/2018 17:43

No fucker's going to mess with the tartan terror!

What does WoS stand for? Wankers on speed? Waste of space?

MamaLurve · 25/08/2018 17:45

no they're not.

Nor are both members of the tag team supposed to be in the ring at the same time

TheTartanTerror · 25/08/2018 17:46

It's anarchy, anarchy I tells ya

TheTartanTerror · 25/08/2018 17:48

Ooooh shiny belt

MamaLurve · 25/08/2018 17:49

I think by next week, DH will have treated me to proper wrestling boots. He's watching very intently and keeps adjusting his mankini!

TheTartanTerror · 25/08/2018 17:53

Are the ladies now on where you are watching? Fishnets! Leather skirts! Crop tops! Long hair! Make up!

They wear more makeup to wrestle than I ever wear

Glad your DH is getting into it mama and I hope the mankini is not chafing too much Confused

MamaLurve · 25/08/2018 17:55

Do you look like Viper in RL, Tartan?

MamaLurve · 25/08/2018 17:56

I think he's distracted by the boots

TheTartanTerror · 25/08/2018 17:57

Yes, but without the fitness and stamina Grin

MamaLurve · 25/08/2018 17:58

I hope viper's got a good sports bra

TheTartanTerror · 25/08/2018 18:00

Well it's all over for me mama. Thank you for yours and your DH's company.

I think I need a wee lie down to recover now. Will wash leotard tomorrow.

TornFromTheInside · 25/08/2018 18:00

I've just worn my first pair of fishnets and now I'm hooked!

MamaLurve · 25/08/2018 18:00

Oh. It's over Sad

The voiceover guy said "this is unbelievable". And DH commented it certainly is!

MamaLurve · 25/08/2018 18:02

I'm exhausted

MamaLurve · 25/08/2018 18:03

Torn!

Did you watch?

TheTartanTerror · 25/08/2018 18:04

Ohhh Torn!!!!

TornFromTheInside · 25/08/2018 18:15

Sadly no, I've been busy and had my mind on other stuff.
To be honest, not really in the mood, but I'll cheer you on from time to time!