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To continue Torn's tacky and grim thread...

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PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 20/08/2018 20:02

Girls were finally allowed to wear grey cords at my school in winter when I was 15. I have never worn a skirt in winter since.

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MamaLurve · 25/08/2018 21:44

It was not as I remembered it. Let's just say the sport's moved on, but not in a good way.

I hope it wasn't so obviously faked back then!

TheTartanTerror · 25/08/2018 21:57

Ha mama, my 12 year old was commenting on how fake it was and he's usually pretty easy to fool Grin

MamaLurve · 25/08/2018 22:21

I know, but watching it was strangely pleasurable.

BTW .... ARRRGH!!!! I can't change my name back. It's like how in the olden days when people used to say "don't pull that face, or the wind'll change and you'll be stuck like that".

I'm having an identity crisis. I can literally feel my personality fracturing. I LOVE my proper user name. I want it back. I don't know what I'm doing wrong!!! (And I'm not drunk. I haven't drunk today). I need KeepServingTheDrinks again. I feel like James Stewart in It's a Wonderful Life
"Clarence, CLARENCE! Help me! I WANT TO LIVE AGAIN"

KeepServingTheDrinks · 25/08/2018 22:24

crisis possibly averted. As you were

TattyFrench · 25/08/2018 22:41

I missed it. Life happened.
It sounded exciting though, I'll try and find it on catch up / which dodecahedron was it on?

Shit! Someone's in my garden

TattyFrench · 25/08/2018 22:49

Fuck knows why it changed 'channel' to decarbonisation- or whatever it was - it won't do it now.

Dog was going mad ... there was someone in garden but just my fuckwit neighbours rather than stranger fuckwits.

I couldn't find a leotard, I night borrow DDs ballet one. Maybe not.

KeepServingTheDrinks · 25/08/2018 23:06

We missed you Tatty. It wasn't quality telly, but it was quite an enjoyable hour. I think if I was around, I might give it another whirl, but I wouldn't watch it if I taped it.

I wonder whether Claw wore her cape. She hasn't been back since she was considering it, so I'm now imagining that she got into it big time and is striding around it everywhere she goes.

can't help wondering whether she took the decision to wear it over or without clothes. I'm picturing both!

iklboo · 25/08/2018 23:10

Another wrestling story. When DS was little we went on a very cheap break to a holiday park. Kind of budget Ponlins or Buttins.

One night the entertainment was 'real life wrestling'. Pretty much exactly WoS style. We told DS you had to boo the baddies and shout mean things at them.

The worst thing he could think of was 'Booooo. You stink of onions' Grin

PhilomenaButterfly · 26/08/2018 06:57

That's very sweet ikl! 😂

It is I. PSB.

KeepServingTheDrinks · 26/08/2018 09:02

That's soooooooooooo sweeeet Ikl

Hello Philomena aka PSB. How does it feel to have a makeover?

Friends. I have a problem.
We're due to meet some friends later on today. Trouble is, DH is still in his mankini. He slept in it last night. He's showing NO signs of taking it off. He doesn't quite have the figure he had when met (not being critical, just honest), and I love him being twice the man he used to be. But I'm not sure my friends are ready to meet him in the mankini. One of them in particular, I would describe as "sensitive"
What should I do?

PhilomenaButterfly · 26/08/2018 09:26

Lock him in and go by yourself.

KeepServingTheDrinks · 26/08/2018 09:37

Hmmm. Bit drastic. I might suggest a shower and also tell him I'm going to put some washing on. My leotard DEF needs a rinse... watching the wrestling was quite... invigorating.

On the plus side, after watching the women's wrestling section, DH has ordered me 5 pairs of wrestling boots in a variety of colours. He assures me I can wear them any time. I'm quite pleased because the tiger feet novelty slippers were quite warm.

KeepServingTheDrinks · 26/08/2018 09:48

Sorry, one more wrestling-related thought, and then I'll move on.

I have a horrible, horrible feeling that although it's all different, it's EXACTLY the same as when I watched it as a kid. But I was too young/dumb to notice back then. And Donnie aka Tartan is clearly too young to know, and I don't think any of you who are closer to my age were watching.

So, some examples I remember from the 70s of things that happened OFTEN:
A legal move is to hit your opponent with your forearm (holding your arm up and bent at the elbow)
But often the "baddies" (if they had their backs to the referee, but usually if they were FACING the camera) would sneak in an occasional punch (with their fist), which was an illegal move. But they would get away with it if the ref didn't see it.

During a tag-team game, only two people would be allowed in the ring at any one point. But sometimes, the outside the ring person would sneak in and it would be 2 vs 1. Or the referee would be talking to someone outside the ring and then someone else would get in. Again, all illegal moves, but would get away with it if the ref didn't clock it.

Both those things I did witness yesterday. And what I saw yesterday was CLEARLY hokum. It was obviously staged and choreographed.

So then, my question is. Did my DAD realize this at the time? Because he was already a regular wrestler-watcher when I started. It was just I liked it so it became something we did together. Did he know? Or was TV just that bad back then that he didn't?

Claw001 · 26/08/2018 09:57

Awww sorry guys I missed the wrestling! I got arrested going to the shops in my cape! Grin (sounded more interesting than I had visitors!)

PhilomenaButterfly · 26/08/2018 09:57

I really don't remember much about the wrestling. I was only interested in Swap Shop.

I've taken off my shag pile leotard now.

Claw001 · 26/08/2018 10:09

keep my nan used to love it, screaming at the TV! As a child even I could tell it was fake. Smacking people around the head with chairs etc, never any blood!

I remember believing my nan thought it was real, so never said how fake it looked, didn’t want to spoil it for her! Maybe she was thinking the same of me!

Ignoramusgiganticus · 26/08/2018 10:12

So who watched Swapshop and who watched Tiswas? That'll sort the men from the boys.

Claw001 · 26/08/2018 10:43

Swapshop, although Tiswas was ‘cooler’. I was never a popular kid! 😁

PhilomenaButterfly · 26/08/2018 10:52

Swap Shop. The BBC was proper intelligent telly.

Ignoramusgiganticus · 26/08/2018 10:55

I'm a Swapshop gal too. Caused huge arguments in our household as my sister liked the other one.

Claw001 · 26/08/2018 10:59

ignor was your sister younger or older?

Maybe an age thing? Swap shop for younger/older children and vice versa?

I’m prepared to change my answer if it makes me younger!!

KeepServingTheDrinks · 26/08/2018 11:01

Tiswas. Only watched SwapShop if Tiswas wasn't on.

Ignoramusgiganticus · 26/08/2018 11:07

She was younger. My dad liked Spit the dog.

Claw001 · 26/08/2018 11:24

Grin I loved Spit! In 1980 I would have been 10, suspect I’m in the older child category!

Tiswas = younger children

Swap shop = older children

Although by today standards I should have been out sniffing glue, not watching Noel! 😁

Ignoramusgiganticus · 26/08/2018 11:26

I spent hours on the phone constantly redialling the swap number. Never ever got through though.

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