Peder Andre Thread #2 Find your inner orange......

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New thread.

It says Ameila twice, once could be a typo but I'm worried... Very worried

My cake toppers are here!

Blimey NoArmani that was very quick!

Yes the man who expected his wife (who was in established labour) to walk from the car park instead of parking close by and dropping her off.

Git.

my husband was trying to talk to me the other night (a first) and i said "seriously - shut up - i'm reading a really good thread about peter andre". he left for the solicitors toute suite.

can't wait to see fantafeatures tongiht on the telly. he's such a twat. it's the embolism i feel sorry for.

did i harp on about the time i saw june (junior) and bisterrrr in fishers farm park years and years ago. they were both in pushchairs with two nannies. junior had a white ralph lauren jumper and white trousers on, with chocolate ice cream all dripping down the jumper.

me being a stalker supremo went to talk to the small people (june and bist) - "oh my god - you're off the telly!!!!" the nannies looked at me as though i was mental (not so much, nannies, i merely love those kids as much as pete does) and whisked junior and bistahhhh off presto pronto.

Mignonette did PA do that?!

Doesn't want to get married yet, but the sign of ownership engagement was really important to him.

Guess the ring was the down payment on his cash cow...

The engagement things crap.
Of course he has to plan out his OK diary and will need a story to run in 2016.
plus wouldn't want that maintenance to run out too soon

Will be tuning in tonight to watch Peder of Orange.

We should play bingo.

The engagement was probably important to him because he got extra ££££ from OK magazine.

I cannot wait to watch Jonathon Ross tonight! Good idea about Bingo.

I like it when peder is on celebrity juice. Last time when Keith lemon kept dragging out the joke when he was introducing them all and you could see peder trying soooo hard not to look annoyed and to look like he was in on the joke and being a good sport. I loved it hahaha.

I bet he sent Claire to chose and buy the ring for him, probably put it on expenses.

This thread is making me laugh so much!

Ah, havent been on a good ol' Pedey thread for yonks. Excellent.

An ex-colleague of mine saw Pete The Dad and Emily shopping in the West End together a few months ago. She said Emily towered over him, despite the fact he was wearing obvious platforms [crying]. Tom Cruise-tastic.

despite the fact he was wearing obvious platforms

I wonder how many times tonight he'll be able to get digs in about KP, I'm guessing he will mention natural childbirth a few times and obviously breast feeding.

[gets back to reading KP novel, I don't care if they are ghost written, they are my guilty pleasure]

Well seeing as KP has funded the engagement ring he might do well to bite his tongue.

Well, let's hope they don't opt for Ameila, as the poor kid will then have to spend the rest of her life saying, "no, not AmelIA, AmEIla!"

ButI Emily said that in the interview in OK. Along with a load of other dickwad stuff.

What good is this thread???

Why was there no warning that Peder was on Blue Peter????

I walked into the room to talk to DS1 and oh my eyes Peder was there, there on my telly

On CBBC, music and dancing.

Warning to others don't watch Blue Peter on I player

I need

What time is JR on then, I don't normally watch it? Hope it doesn't clash with The Bridge......

I was another one who had a PA dream last night, there's definitely an infection going around via this thread. Embolism and the children were all there but I knew it was a dream because he was also looking after Harvey.

KP must be paying him until he remarries, slebs never waste time getting their weddings in the mags.

No Shred don't do it

BTW I did the shred and had a total girl crush on Natalie. Every time I see your NN it brings back happy memories

I wonder if the ring is tax deductible. After all it is necessary for his line of "work".