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Peder Andre Thread #2 Find your inner orange......

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Sparklingbrook · 31/01/2014 22:38

New thread.

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ButICantaloupe · 01/02/2014 18:43

Mignonette what a dick. Not that we were in doubt of that before...

ShredMeJillianIWantToBeNatalie · 01/02/2014 20:41

There's a lot of Natalie love here Iorek Wink

I've decided not to watch - can't risk my hormones going crazy and ending up with dc4 conceived through the tv screen Smile

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Sparklingbrook · 01/02/2014 21:24

15 minutes to go til the Oily Orange appears. Grin

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ButICantaloupe · 01/02/2014 21:28

I wonder if JR will mention KP. I really hope he does, PA will be so pissed off!

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Sparklingbrook · 01/02/2014 21:32

I think Danny Dyer is on too. What a treat for us all. Is everyone ready to get impregnated?

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Sparklingbrook · 01/02/2014 21:37

Goldie Hawn? Confused

Favourite Australian? If you say so Jonathan. Grin

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IamInvisible · 01/02/2014 21:38

I hope he's not on last, I can not stand Jonathon Ross!

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Sparklingbrook · 01/02/2014 21:40

Oh no DD first. I sort of quite fancy him a little bit. Blush

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Gileswithachainsaw · 01/02/2014 21:45

I was about to faint until I read upthread that DD is Danny dyer not david duchovny now him I do fancy

Do you need to borrow my sky remote?:o

KitsVegetable · 01/02/2014 21:48

DD did a Pinter play Shock - did I hear that right?

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Sparklingbrook · 01/02/2014 21:50

Yes Kits and ballsed it up by the sound of it. Confused

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ShredMeJillianIWantToBeNatalie · 01/02/2014 21:52

Sparklingbrook I haven't even got it on the right channel, and I'm wearing my extra thick pyjama bottoms and dressing gown, just in case the orange sperm results in accidental conception.

Should I send DH out to the 24 hour Tesco for some spermicide?

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Sparklingbrook · 01/02/2014 21:53

Definitely Shred we should all have bought a Femidom really. Grin

Aww Liam Neeson. Sad

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Sparklingbrook · 01/02/2014 21:53

Wormhole? And a UFO. Ok Peder.

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Sparklingbrook · 01/02/2014 21:54

Danny Dyer has seen an alien. Grin

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Sparklingbrook · 01/02/2014 21:55

Danny Dyer is very amusing. Grin

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KitsVegetable · 01/02/2014 21:55

PA "Your not going to believe me because I'm not Liam Neeson."
JR "Your not even Danny Dyer!"

Hehe.

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Sparklingbrook · 01/02/2014 21:56

Grin Kits

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ShredMeJillianIWantToBeNatalie · 01/02/2014 21:56

No Femidom here, will have to improvise with an empty Quavers packet I just found at the side of the sofa........

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Sparklingbrook · 01/02/2014 21:59

Nooo. Get Peder on. Angry

Bit rustly Shred. Grin

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FatimaLovesBread · 01/02/2014 22:00

I liked that kits
I do have a soft spot for DD, especially on celeb juice when they call him Malcolm.

I don't think DH is a Peder fan. He's just said "you've got then good guests and then you've got that dick". Maybe he's been reading MN

ShredMeJillianIWantToBeNatalie · 01/02/2014 22:02

Bit cheesy too.....quite the libido killer.

Fatima your DH is a man of impeccable taste.

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Sparklingbrook · 01/02/2014 22:05

Bet Peder loved Goldie's birth story what with him being vaginal birth expert and everything.

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FatimaLovesBread · 01/02/2014 22:06

Goldie's talked about her grandchildren, Danny talked about his new baby. Peder is going to be upset, he's the only one with a new baby, he loves his kids the most

Lighthousekeeping · 01/02/2014 22:07

Goldie is fabulous

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