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Peder Andre Thread #2 Find your inner orange......

332 replies

Sparklingbrook · 31/01/2014 22:38

New thread.

OP posts:
Gileswithachainsaw · 31/01/2014 23:03

Orange you glad you found it?

yesyestisme · 31/01/2014 23:04

Grin yes Giles

KatieScarlett2833 · 31/01/2014 23:05

Got to go, love ya long time Oranginas.

LucyBabs · 31/01/2014 23:05

Uh uh uh! I cannot watch the orange headed freak on JR how is he an interesting guest.

I am also annoyed he's going to choose a regular name for their babs, Alexandra? Amelia? both lovely names.. fucking prat!

How young does Enema look?! at least 30 years younger than PA hmmm

FloweryFeatureWall · 31/01/2014 23:09

No...
He...
He... Got me...

ButICantaloupe · 31/01/2014 23:11
Grin
IamInvisible · 31/01/2014 23:13

Marking my place.

DH is insisting I go to sleep!

Gileswithachainsaw · 31/01/2014 23:13

Quick, start scrubbing till you bleed orange blood.

FloweryFeatureWall · 31/01/2014 23:20

Oh no...
I think...
It's like.... An infection... I'm turning orange...

I...

I...

Oi you bunch of bitches. Can't you see Pete is like a damn good daddy and he just loves his kids to bits! It's not his fault that he just wants to tell everyone! His singing is amaaaaazin too and he's great live, hunz. Fink you need your ears checking and need to give him a proper chance! And his cock really is as big as a sky remote coz he showed me backstage when I met him when I won a "colour Pete in" competition. I used up all my orange pens but it was bloody worth it. It's not purple and glittery tho you silly moos. And so there.

Gileswithachainsaw · 31/01/2014 23:24

HELP- dose of reality needed STAT

SOMEBODY HELP flowers

Who's got the antidote???

Gileswithachainsaw · 31/01/2014 23:25

Don't let her sucumb to the PALFK virus!!!

ExitPursuedTheRoyalPrude · 31/01/2014 23:26

You are all very cruel.

ExitPursuedTheRoyalPrude · 31/01/2014 23:27
Wink
GobbySadcase · 31/01/2014 23:28

There's a poster on digital spy calling him prince peter. Uhmmmmm....

They also reckon compared to here their pisstake thread reads like an appreciation thread Grin

Gileswithachainsaw · 31/01/2014 23:30

orange zombie pictures

Too late. RIP flowers

Gileswithachainsaw · 31/01/2014 23:34

Link fail :( Blush

FloweryFeatureWall · 31/01/2014 23:53

...wh...what happened?

I feel sullied somehow. My skin has a slight orange hue? I've lost my memory of the last 30 minutes! WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?!

Grin

Do we reckon Pete reads this kind of stuff? I'm not sure if I would if I was a "celebrity" orange.

TheseAreTheJokesFolks · 01/02/2014 00:23

In what situation would PA plectrum earrings be acceptable do you think?

If you're a fantasist

Cannot say the Orange one has scrimped on the engagement ring though - from what I gather it is 24 carrot

bdum

Having read his favourite name is Amelia I am not surprised - Andre+Emily but Amelie was too close to the latter so Amelia Rose Andrea would be my guess...but if he wants his fans to think he has put her wishes first you can expect Isabella Rose Andrea. at which point I hope he calls her Babybel so I don't have to

Liked his use of my two biological children when he mentioned only having two.

He should call her Andrea so officially it would be Andrea Andrea.
If it's good enough for Neville Neville.

Or like Amelia Bedelia she could be Dorothea Andrea after his mum.
But please not Poppy - he'll end up calling her Popsicle as a nickname then i'll be forced to post an image of a mini calippo and the whole thread's going timber

grabs an orange fruit shoot and leaves

FatimaLovesBread · 01/02/2014 00:37

Oh god, after feeling shit all day with flu a cold. I have just woken from a dream about peder Hmm
I have shivers and the dream was one if those where you don't know if you're awake and it's real or just a horrible figment of your subconscious

BookFairy · 01/02/2014 00:48

"Let her do her F1, then we'll get married"

Peder is so generous to let Embolism finish her training. What a twat gent.

TwinklyMummaLuvsHerBubba89 · 01/02/2014 01:02

Clementine Jaffa Andre has a nice ring to it

Namenamechange · 01/02/2014 04:03

NoArmaniNoPunani · 01/02/2014 08:00

It doesn't say he likes the name Amelia, it says Ameila. Is it a typo or is Pete a thick twat?

TheHandbagOfGlory · 01/02/2014 08:26

He'd better get a move on with the name though, isn't Ok mag out on Tuesday?

Gileswithachainsaw · 01/02/2014 08:33

They could play that mark Owen song at the christening/wedding.

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