Faculty of Pogonology at the University of Milton North

[DumSpiroSpero]

Time for a new specialism, methinks!

Reads Valentine's card from Twigs

You want me to WHAT?

Mind you, if you ask me nicely...

Sssh, I promise not to tell DrTwigs

The exits to my bedroom are here, here and here

Please can I bring my dinosaurs? I promise I'll be a good boy

Or, if you prefer, I promise to be a bad boy.

Pleeeeeease say she'll untie me soon!

Is that a dinosaur in your pocket or...

Really, Twiggy, don't you think you should be mopping your poor husband's fevered brow instead of swapping lewd innuendo with a defenceless presenter of children's TV?

Right. That's it. The snatch squad has been dispatched to sedate Twiggy.

Have you seen my human? They're not much of an improvement, evolutionarily speaking, but this specimen is one of the better ones.

Wow! that was very lovely, I liked the song and I liked the editing. Goodnight and thank you, Maud.

I'm not sure if they'll help or hinder, Maud!

Spiro, ROFLMBO, I was literally in the process of looking for that very same photo so that I could make the very same joke!!! I was simultaneously trying to work out which dinosaur would be most amusing in that sentence and I was going to plump for triceratops. Great minds, and all that!

:) at Maud. I think we may have a new Academy regular to go along with the 'head in hands' pic which annoyingly I can't find at the moment.

It had to be done Twigs!

I missed all the fun while I was watching Maud's vid! Nearly split my corsets, cackling, now. Oh yes and PMS too.

ROFLMAO @ Spiro.

Mind you, Triceratops...ouch!

I cannot bear to watch such unseemly behaviour. Perhaps my dear friend Maud would furnish me with a glass of Madeira and a ratafia biscuit?

I considered T-Rex...

ROFL at T-Rex!!!

Oh, ladiez (tm. John Porter), you've done me the world of good tonight! Have been feeling incredibly down in the dumps this evening and now I am squealing with laughter and have the better part of a bottle of Chateau Gizzy inside me and I feel So much better - its been such fun tonight! I think I am going to trawl through some Lucas photos for more captions at some point. Though CBeebies RA makes me think funny but Lucas makes me think other things entirely. I've had no sleep this week and I really ought to go to bed now, sadly.

MWAH, you guys!
x

Heh heh, talk about Jurassic Park..

Get thee to a nunnery!

Really am off to nunnery bed now. TTFN.

Night, Maud!

Night night Twiggy, they say laughter is the best medicine. You could try a large bottle of Lucas-ade too.

Night night to you too, Maud.
Ladiez, my ribs may never be the same again!

Night, night all!
Hope you have a better week Twigs - fingers crossed you'll be able to.wear the kids put during the day and have some more peaceful evenings/nights.

Have just finished UF. Am very at Ross Kemp aka Henno Garvey. He is a very bad man (and not in a good way).

Lucas-ade, hahahahahaha!!! (Or should that be Lucas-aid?)

Thank you for the giggles, girls, I can tell how much you've all made me laugh 'cos I need to use my asthma inhaler now :) Really of to bed now. I am on the downstairs sofa tonight (staying away from DrGerm) but TwigBoy always wakes in the middle of the night wanting to come into bed with us, so not entirely sure how I will do small boy on sofa all night! Ah well, too drunk tired to care atm.

Night, all!

Massive, if it's gone midnight in the UK, I think you REALLY ought to be asleep, don't you?

Here is someone coming to escort you to bed, like it or not

Oh and Massive, JuRAssic Park, surely?

Really oing now.

Did someone say bed?

Sweet dreams !

Am liking JuRAssic Park immensely. Another Academy classic in the making, methinks.

Am also liking the escort. Perhaps I can do two in a row and dream about that one tonight.

Oh, Spiro. I am liking your prince, too.

We are very nughty ladies