Who could the father be?

[l1nzi1]

I really need help. I'm going too be 26weeks pregnant this saturday.I slept with a guy on the 19th june approx and a different guy in July time, i can't discuss this with anyone Im wondering is their a possiable i could be pregnant to the guy in june? please help

AF and the other hooligans, leave her alone!

oh, my life is now complete, I can die happy !

Thank you Consuela39.

Thanks .. yeah i cant wait :) im really excited! Do you have any yourself?

AF is not a hooligan. Hooligans have scarves. She just has knickers to wave about.

I'm not new you feckwits. I've been here since 1987.

Reverse yourself AF. But keep it quiet,.

I am ! I am a hooligan !!

< shadow boxes >

< dances on toes >

< floats like a butterfly...>

@ 'no look, hes black!'

l1nzi1 gd luck, defo sounds like its july, and you really should know by the scans if youre a whole month out

I've been here since 1963. Of course it was all 'free love' back then so this thread does not shock me.

1987 ?

consuela, what does reverse yourself mean ?

is it a Jezza term ?

Thank you Mrsrhettbutler .. i hope it is :) Im going to speak to my doctor again and the partner

No, you get your initials and you reverse them, but shut up FGS as I am in disguise.

at AF>

So, explain plis, pregnant and on the pill? What's that about?

I believe I have gone quite quite mad.

Ilythia you're deffo a hooligan, I know that much.

AF - I think the delightful Consuela is telling you to go fuck yourself after referring to me as a 'feckwit'.

I'm not sure what a feckwit is. Perhaps it's a fuckwit who has taken ecstasy. But I'm sure she will enlighten us. Hopefully before MNHQ come over and delete her for being so frightfully rude.

< penny drops >

< steps away from the search engines >

< taps side of nose >

Whomoved, it's ME, and I was being silly, I'm sorry, I honestly meant nothing by it. Honest.

AF, you might have to PM her. I am too busy being dictatorial.

and if you reverse AF you get FA? Are you suggesting AF is Fabio Capello??? Now that is fighting talk

yes, Mumsnet has been in existence since 1987

in fact, it was formed just a few months before, in 1986, to be precise

consuela, you were very late to the partaaay

and yet you don't seem to have any posts recorded.......

Anyway WMMC you called me a newbie

I think I may need a lie down.

Back then I was still jigging around the bedroom snogging Bon Jovi posters of course

You fools. Even I have worked out who Consuela is and I haven't even had any Es yet tonight. And my baby's tortoiseshell.

Linzi - it's either the July man or an Immaculate Conception. But you should probably tell July man about your little June fling anyway because these things have a habit of coming back to haunt you.

Linzi - will you call your baby kai if he is a boy? It has a nice ring to it, I think.

Wanders orf to namechange again...