I joined Mumsnet today - AMA!

[5hy133n]

As the title says!

1: How do you feel about baby showers?
2: If you got an unexpected knock at the door would you answer it?
Your answer may affect your eligibility to join Mumsnet 😆.

OP, have you ever snapped and farted?

(someone had to ask)

I don’t think it’s just the parents who get confused on Mumsnet.

Have you got any dogs?

Ooo, for a thread that was called pointless by a few, I've ended up with some brilliant questions to get through and some new users to say hello to. 😁

I've got a busy day today (yes, even on a Sunday!) but I'll be back tomorrow to answer everything. Just wanted to say this before anyone accuses me of disappearing in under 24 hours. 😉

Hope you all have a lovely Sunday - even the users who haven't been so kind to me. 😁

Where do you stand on chavvy baby names?

For example, would you call your fourth son Luckey-Buoy ?

OP this reply is peak MN. I’d advise not getting sucked in and go back to the student room purely because this place is full of obtuse miserable people 😂

Sometimes it’s just nice to have a chat no? OP my question for you is what do you do for a living?

Sounds like something off the Shipping Forecast.

OP what would you do if a common labouring man who was working at your house had the temerity to take a dump in your lavatory?

Or Balonza-Mae?

Because there are women(?) on mumsnet who like to think they're proper hard nuts. You know, the sort that rule the prison. Truth is, they're the ones sucking their thumbs in their cells. That's why they're being cunts on an anonymous forum.

‘fraid so! 😁

@5hy133n Suggest you hang out on the various Education boards as your input there could be quite helpful.

Make it cross the road. 😁

Thank you for your message. 🙂

Honestly, the most annoying part of MN so far is having advertisements on both sides.

I'll try to stay active but IRL is getting quite busy. 😣

I'm not on Instagram! 😆

Definitely don’t be put off by the people who try to “shame” people that post. Good for you for trying!!!

Are you a London-dwelling higher rate tax payer?

Would you allow a tradesman who was working in your home to use your toilet?

I was in Dubai not long ago and the hotel had this incredible coconut chia seed pudding for breakfast so probably that!

Thank you - will do!

What an odd thing to do …

it’s like “I’m here !!!!! Here I AM !! AMA !!”

OP - there is a lot of people on this site - ALOT

you won’t be a main character…

you need to bring contributions / opinions / something to the party …

pose a question / a dilemma / a nugget of wisdom ..

Just announcing I’M HERE is weird !!!

1. Baby showers are fine. Gender reveals make me grumpy.
2. No. I'd perform the sacred ritual of going silent and pretending I'm not home.

No, but if it ever happens you'll be the first to know. Promise.

Does that question explain your username? 😁

Welcome back OP 😁.
Does your username have any significance (mine says what is in on the tin) or is it just random?

No, but I really want a Pomeranian or a husky. 🙂

Personally I'm absolutely against them.

Never.