I’m a CF AMA!!

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As the title suggests, I’m such a “CF” that I’ve dedicated a whole thread about myself.

Feel that now is the time to be open and honest, and accept questions from the general public.

So….Ask me anything!!!

Peace out!

@MrsMoastyToasty

May I have my £10,000 back ?

No, we agreed a payment plan of £1 a month. I can’t afford to pay you anymore as I mentioned because of my Brand new Range Rover is crippling me with payments!

@Cagedbirdsinging

OP won't be back ... I have asked her to take down that sail thing she screwed to my bedroom wall .

I was doing you a favour! It wouldn’t sell On eBay or market place! I’m GIFTING this to you! You should be far more grateful!!!

@ToooSensitive

Typical CF - just fucks off when they’ve had enough..

Would you expect anything less?

Can you stop chucking cat shit over the fence into our garden.
We don't even own a cat, and you have 2 of them

This thread is genius!

Ha ha I love this thread!

MrsMoastyToasty

May I have my £10,000 back ?

No, we agreed a payment plan of £1 a month. I can’t afford to pay you anymore as I mentioned because of my Brand new Range Rover is crippling me with payments!

I need the money back ASAP. My house is about to be repossessed. You have only paid me 50p in the last 6 months.

Cor blimey , OP , you're a cheeky fucker and a half .
(I'm going to have to buy it from you and take it down myself , aren't I ?)

@BruceAndNosh

Can you stop chucking cat shit over the fence into our garden. We don't even own a cat, and you have 2 of them

Listen babes, I’m doing you a favour! I’ve read into it and cat 💩 is great for your garden! You don’t have cats therefore I’m trying to help you invest in your future!

@MrsMoastyToasty

MrsMoastyToasty

May I have my £10,000 back ?

No, we agreed a payment plan of £1 a month. I can’t afford to pay you anymore as I mentioned because of my Brand new Range Rover is crippling me with payments!

I need the money back ASAP. My house is about to be repossessed. You have only paid me 50p in the last 6 months.

I feel that your throwing me under a bus here! You’ve not given me much notice!!

@whatwasIgoingtosay

Ha ha I love this thread!

And you were thinking about getting a new entertainment package on your smart tv!!!

@Cagedbirdsinging

Cor blimey , OP , you're a cheeky fucker and a half . (I'm going to have to buy it from you and take it down myself , aren't I ?)

Yes love, I’m far too busy over here! It’s a shame as it obviously looked far nicer here but sure….you do you! I expect double of what your offering though!