I’m a CF AMA!!

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As the title suggests, I’m such a “CF” that I’ve dedicated a whole thread about myself.

Feel that now is the time to be open and honest, and accept questions from the general public.

So….Ask me anything!!!

Peace out!

Enjoying my moment of fame whilst on the loo. Sorry….not sorry!

But my wheelie bin is full of maggots and bin juice Not the right image I need to portray!

Seeing as your so good at being a CF, can you teach me how to throw my neighbours cats shit in their garden with sheer self entitled abandonment. I really want to get there but I fear I am not made for such cheek fuckery

Is this @salsa?

@NigellaSeed

Seeing as your so good at being a CF, can you teach me how to throw my neighbours cats shit in their garden with sheer self entitled abandonment. I really want to get there but I fear I am not made for such cheek fuckery

Not to worry…I’m doing a course on this on Tuesday down at the local. For just £50for two hours (drinks not included) I’ll show you how to be the ultimate cf. £50 .Bargain!

@BakeOffRewatch

Is this *@salsa*?

Guacamole!

What's the largest number of uninvited kids you've managed to drop off at a party?

You can't be a CF, the whole point of CF's is that they are unaware that they are CF's

What’s a CF?

@Echobelly

What's the largest number of uninvited kids you've managed to drop off at a party?

3 of my own and then a few friends children that I was meant to be watching….Just snuck out the front whilst they were mid hokey cokeing!!!

@godmum56

You can't be a CF, the whole point of CF's is that they are unaware that they are CF's

You are so right! You win…..End of thread! 😉

@Iamacatslave

What’s a CF?

A cheeky ducker but replace the “d” with “f”

Tell us your Christmas plans, you CF!

Did your kid ever get picked up from the airport?

is this still available hun?

A cheeky ducker but replace the “d” with “f”

What?! A cheeky fucker who's afraid of using the word fucker?!

Amateur!

If you are using the last of your milk / bread / washing tablets / dishwasher tablets / spinach etc why not just go to the shop like most non CF people rather than ask neighbours ?

C fucking F

May I have my £10,000 back ?

OP won't be back ... I have asked her to take down that sail thing she screwed to my bedroom wall .

Typical CF - just fucks off when they’ve had enough..

@NigellaSeed

Tell us your Christmas plans, you CF!

I can’t post them on here as I don’t want to ruin the element of surprise of the several houses we are - -gatecrashing- -visiting over the festive period! But put it this way….I won’t be cooking I’ll just be getting merrily pissed throughout the day. Whilst “forgetting” any presents ….obvs!

@GuiltyAsChargedYrHonour

Did your kid ever get picked up from the airport?

Which one? If you leave them there long enough, the police hand deliver them home! Follow me for more parenting advice!

@flatvimto

is this still available hun?

Yes but I know I posted in the local Facebook marketplace but I’m actually based 40 miles away, I won’t deliver and I’m only in today from 3:01-3:02 pm today.

@Userguaranteed

A cheeky ducker but replace the “d” with “f”

What?! A cheeky fucker who's afraid of using the word fucker?!

Amateur!

Keep your eyes peeled! I like to keep people on their toes

@ToooSensitive

If you are using the last of your milk / bread / washing tablets / dishwasher tablets / spinach etc why not just go to the shop like most non CF people rather than ask neighbours ?

C fucking F

Asking a neighbour is more fun AND FREE! I will of course replace what I’ve borrowed! And if you believe that you’ll believe anything!