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I'm a professional gambler - ask me anything

141 replies

onegiftedgal · 28/08/2018 23:54

Have name changed for anonymity as this is something that only my DH knows.

OP posts:
Frouby · 11/09/2018 17:18

fan I guarantee you there are reset times. Casinos need these to make sure the rtp % is observed without either going over or under the RTP. If they go over they loose profit, if they are under they risk massive fines and losing their license.

You don't have to believe me, am not asking you to. But it's not a case of it paying out 95% of what it takes in in each minute or hour. Because if it did that it wouldn't be able to pay out big enough bonus's to keep people playing just in csse they hit a big one.

And by big bonus's am talking thousands rather than hundreds.

SharonNE · 12/09/2018 09:33

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ericcartman · 12/09/2018 10:06

How do you find +EV offers? All I see is min 30x rolling reqs which is barely break even.

ericcartman · 12/09/2018 10:23

OK am I getting this right?

I have a 100 bonus that has a 35 roll req so 3500 total.

I use a 99% RTP slot (Ugga Bugga, Ocean Princess etc).

If I use v small stakes I am expected to win 100 - (3500 x 1%) = 65. (Obv as an average)

Is this correct?

ericcartman · 12/09/2018 11:05

I see that some casinos don't allow bonuses to be withdrawn, are these completely useless?

SharonNE · 12/09/2018 11:20

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ericcartman · 12/09/2018 11:45

Thanks. Why does increasing stakes also increase long term EV?

How about this one: 100% up to 1.000$, must be rolled 35x. What stakes should be using if if my roll can take a hit?

Also, any tips on how get it done faster since it takes thousands of spins ?

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Happypuppy · 13/09/2018 09:05

Nice placing of your affiliate code there @sharonNE.

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MarcieBluebell · 16/09/2018 01:35

Wow this thread is totally over my head. Nice to get an insight but way too addictive for me!

DWPNightmare · 01/11/2018 10:05

Be careful with this ladies. I was sucked in with this thread. It started great and I thought I could make a fortune. I've lost it all and more. I'm heartbroken and a little bit addicted.

The casino will always win in the end. I don't think the OP is genuine and she/he should be ashamed of themselves.

I do hope no one else has been sucked in by this.

Sorry for resurrecting this thread, but I felt it important to warn others.

For clarity, I'm a well educated, smart middle aged woman.

thinkful · 23/11/2018 23:21

This is really interesting. I also make money from casino offers. How they work is they offer 97% pay back so I wait until I'm up and then walk away. Sure, if I carried on playing I'd end up losing £3 of every £100 I spent but there has to be peaks and troughs, it's just logic.

I take advantage of free spins and free money offers on Profit Accumulator forums which is well worth signing up for the free trial, especially right now (extra slot and casino deals) so tend to make a few £100s a month, not enough to give up my real job.

Since I have been gubbed from many account with matched betting. I earned £4000 in my first month doing matched betting (with casino offers, risk free)

And I'm not boasting at all... I have also gambled away £210 in a sitting and I have made losses but overall I am massively up. Learnt that lesson. And also worked at William Hill through uni and would consider myself categorically 'not a gambler' yet still did that.

Oh and also, stay away from bingo! Except for fun or if you're extremely lucky.

Obviouspretzel · 25/11/2018 11:12

The casino will not "always win in the end". They will win if you try and gamble. Same as matched betting. If you play the odds and don't get sucked in to the gambling then the casino will not win. However, many, many people are not able to do this.

iLoveFoood · 25/11/2018 18:40

@thinkful hi, since there are sooo many websites to choose from with lots of welcome offers how do you know which ones are and aren't safe to put your card details etc? Obviously the big names are fine but what others?

festivedramallama · 25/11/2018 18:57

All the offers on profit accumulator have been tested. The bookie or casino needs to have a uk gambling licence and obviously the offer needs to have value so they only list the ones that are safe to do and will make you money. They also have details of those that aren’t recommended and there are also forum posts for each offer where they are discussed

thinkful · 25/11/2018 20:29

@iLoveFood hi, since there are sooo many websites to choose from with lots of welcome offers how do you know which ones are and aren't safe to put your card details etc? Obviously the big names are fine but what others?

@iLoveFood yes, the offers on that website have been tested. I like it because of the forum, so other members chat about each offer and you get tips and tricks.

OccasionallyIncomplet · 25/11/2018 20:58

Call BS on this one. The figures the OP are posting are not possible without massive outlay. If it was that simple then we would all be doing it.

The OP mentions signing on offers which do exist. However despite the fact that you can make some small amounts of money with these, there come with a long list of terms and conditions that are ultimately in the favour of the company. As an example, they will give you £200 'free' when you deposit £100. However you cannot withdraw that £200 as it has to be gambled a number of times over before it becomes eligible for withdrawal. Add to this that you can only take advantage of theses offers a few times for each company, it means that there is a limited number of offers out there to use.

In terms of gambling itself, it's well known that the house holds all the advantages. OP states she is a slots player which is one of the worst odds in gambling. To be consistently lucky she would be defying astronomical statistical odds which border on impossible.

Therefore - in the basis of the available evidence. This post is a fallacy. Overactive imagination and attention seeking.

titchy · 25/11/2018 21:23

It is possible to make decent money on casinos. (I do it!) But not the way OP or thinkful do - they're bullshitting. Or trying to MNers made bankrupt.

iLoveFoood · 26/11/2018 15:31

Can someone name a few trustworthy sites please??

thinkful · 26/11/2018 22:49

Erm excuse me @titchy, no I am not. Pot calling kettle Hmm

thinkful · 26/11/2018 22:52

@iLoveFoood

Go here, sign up for a free account, check out the forums, the members there post and discuss casino deals. I guarantee you will make money from them. Nothing in the forums will be dodgy. I know because I, and everyone I've talked to that does it (IRL) has made money.

iLoveFoood · 26/11/2018 23:11

@thinkful thank you! Will do. I was using Boylesports earlier. All in all I won about €40 but kept betting it back! 😂 using black jack and the slot games

thenightsky · 26/11/2018 23:18

A friend of mine's son is a prof gambler since leaving school. He now travels the world, playing as a professional in casinos who pay him to sit at their tables. He has few official qualifications, but has always been very good at maths. He specialises in poker and now has thousands in the bank. His mother despairs at him not having a 'proper' job Grin

iLoveFoood · 26/11/2018 23:29

Very interesting video on matched betting