Bored person - ask me anything!

[hmmwhatatodo]

Or you can tell me something if you like. I don’t mind.

Ten id let him sleep but my baby advice is usually terrible.

Buster I’ll swap you your guinea pigs for a cat.

After 3 weeks off full on decluttering, painting and decorating, my house is looking pretty amazing if I say so myself. I have literally just finishing the last bit of glossing. Should I.... have a rest and chill out for the rest of the weekend, or... cut the grass and tidy the messy garden which has been totally abandoned whilst I am still in my scruffs before I get settled?

I don’t know pearls but I can tell you I have similar issues when trying to find trousers in m&s in a size 10s. It’s most frustrating!

My sandals are all from Clarks, they are all slightly heeled and fit my needs perfectly as I'm very much a boot lover. Here's one pair ordered today.

BB how dare you come on here and show off. I was absolutely going to spend my weekend decluttering from the moment I woke up. You can’t stop now. A year will go by and you will be exactly where I am right now. Starting threads about being bored while looking at a pile of old papers.

Buster, I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I look at your vandals and just imagine my toes poking out looking all strange. I’d go for a pedicure but I can’t bear having my feet fiddled with. I’m wearing tamaris shoes at the moment. They are very comfortable. You should see if they make vandals too.

Ok I need to take a break. Someone else can take over for a bit. I feel like some sort of Agony Aunt

BB I need you to visit my house and get it looking stunning for when I leave. I hate glossing! It's the worse type of painting in the world!

What is love?

OP hope you enjoy your break. You do realise that you will never enjoy the luxury of being bored again, as you will be ruthlessly pursued by Mumsnetters with questions either pointless or profound for ever more, don’t you?
Having said that, I hate having my feet fiddled with too, happily kindly Amanda will do a straightforward file and polish for £15. Everyone else wants me to have a pedicure, which for some reason always seems to involve candles and weird music. No!

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more

Hi all. It has took years to build up to doing this and once I got going I just kept going from room to room. I am &@£8ing knackered and back aches but I am gonna go with it and go and cut the grass and do the garden. It’s far too hot to be bothered, but if I don’t carry on it will never get done. I am defo showing off.... if I was I would have a decorator doing it all for me and a gardener picking up the slack. Instead it has been me giving it my best shot on a tiny budget 🤣🤣

argggh I meant NOT showing off. Too tired to even type properly. 🙄

OP (or whoever else is bored) what shall I order from the Chinese takeaway tonight?

What do you cook when you can't be bothered to cook but don't want a ready meal/takeaway?

@sendginquick deep fried shredded chicken with egg fried rice or chicken with ginger, spring onion and cashew nuts.

Now I want a chinese, thanks for that.

bizzle Pot Noodle?

Languid That is correct!

I really want a take away but no one delivers to where I live! What I really want is fish and chips!

Is it too warm to have fish pie for tea?

Not to warm for fish pie.

Singapore noodles

Help! How much do I tip my Dominos delivery driver coming in twenty five minutes??

It's way too warm for fish pie! Cook the fish and have it with a salad.