Bored person - ask me anything!

[hmmwhatatodo]

Or you can tell me something if you like. I don’t mind.

What is life?

Languid, I’m fussy where people in my personal space are concerned and seagulls just make me angry so I’ll go for seedless grapes to be on the safe side.

Op I've just bought my 3rd pair of sandals this week, do I have a problem? I just couldn't help myself and I'm moving to a very hot country in a few months so I will need them!!!

You know- I studied philosophy at one point so I really should have a good answer but I don’t have one I can sum up in a couple of sentences so I’ll go with the answer that it’s a song by George Harrison instead.

and a seagull

Which song do you dance around the sitting room to when feeling less bored?

I’m lying in bed waiting to feel normal after an optical migraine. I can’t decide whether to get up and go to the loo and risk the cold shivery feeling, or just stay here and put up with the ache of a full bladder. Wwyd?

Where's my yellow screwdriver?

Buster it does sound like your beginning to have a problem, especially since your already justifying your purchases to a complete stranger. However, in the last week I have bought 4 not cheap candles and still want to buy more so I have a problem too (and I’m not even trying to justify it).

On the subject of sandles, I really want some but over the past few years I’ve decided my toes look really weird in sandles and have resorted to Toms style footwear instead. Hmm. Enjoy your sandles while you can! Hope they’re a little bit sparkly.

Ooh Cori you'd better go now, get it out of the way

OP - what is the meaning of life?

Have you ever left the bastard?

Wow, I typed your instead of you’re and made up a new spelling for sandals! I blame my phone.

Languid, I usually choose an R.E.M. tune.

What spices did you use in your marinade OP?

Op they are not sparkly unfortunately, they are more like shoe sandals as I'm not a huge sandal lover!
I like vandals and very nearly bought one the other day, but felt that as I need to get rid of all my belongings buying more wouldn't be useful! 😂
Cori Do go to the toilet then rest up again! Poor you!

Coriander I would likely lie in bed till I couldn’t take it anymore but maybe you can crawl your way to the toilet and take small breaks in between. I might do that too actually.

The baby has been asleep for an hour and a half and should only have napped for 40 mins
But I'm currently sat in the sunshine and if he wakes up, I'll have to sit in the shade

Wake him up so we can have a normal bedtime, or let him sleep and hang the consequences tonight..?

Vandals instead of candles! Ha ha. It's all going in today on this thread!

Tommy your yellow screwdriver is wedged down the back of the fridge. You’ll never get to it. Go and buy another one.

Grass. Hah! Yes I have (though sadly not due to advice on here).

Op when I move abroad would you like to take on my guinea pigs?

Thanks everyone. I weed and not as shivery as last time. Hooray!

Tenbob - that is a serious dilemma. I still never know what to do

I’m jealous of the sandals, or indeed sandles. Went to shop this am, lots of lovely sandals in the sale, but any in a size 9 for my giant feet? ... not a single pair

Ahaha - the meaning of life is to appreciate what we have, try your best, be a good person, hopefully go on to reap the rewards in the next life (NB - this theory probably only seems plausible to believers).

Olivia - I use yoghurt, juice of a lemon, olive oil, salt, turmeric, chilli, mint, sumac.... and just realised I forgot the garlic. Thanks for reminding me!

Why does my local M&S stock a huge range of bras and none of them in a 36DD? I'd have bought a bra and matching knickers if they'd had my size ... How does this business survive when they are so shit with their inventory? They're positively driving me into the arms of Figleaves.