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The Bluestocking, a unique location for daughters and sisters of earth, frost, feathers, fur, scales and spines

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AsWithGlad · 04/09/2026 19:22

Welcome to The Bluestocking, the best (perhaps only) online women's pub. Nothing in the food or drink can harm you, everything is served by a very enthusiastic crew of gerbils, who enjoy doing this, and any curious menfolk are welcome at the Staunch Ally down the road.

Previous thread: https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/feminism/5568996-the-bluestocking-pub-where-we-continue-to-read-about-gerbils-nobly-and-bravely-working-undercover-in-the-fen?page=1

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Welcome to The Bluestocking, the best (perhaps only) online women's pub. Nothing in the food or drink can harm you, everything is served by a very ent...

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/feminism/5568996-the-bluestocking-pub-where-we-continue-to-read-about-gerbils-nobly-and-bravely-working-undercover-in-the-fen?page=1

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Magpiecomplex · 21/09/2026 17:49

Afternoon all. I've been doing leadership things today, which is code for all the nasty safeguarding stuff you really wish someone else would deal with. Accordingly I'm going to just sit and decompress with a hot chocolate for a while. Got more leadership things tomorrow too.

Chersfrozenface · 21/09/2026 17:50

Bon voyage, @SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius.

That's a lovely blanket, @AnonyMumAuDHD.

I've decided to knit one of those triangular scarves that are fashionable at the moment. They can be knitted in garter stitch, just increasing 2 stitches every other row. I reckon even I can do that, and I've plenty of odd balls of yarn lying round.

MarieDeGournay · 21/09/2026 18:10

Magpiecomplex · 21/09/2026 17:49

Afternoon all. I've been doing leadership things today, which is code for all the nasty safeguarding stuff you really wish someone else would deal with. Accordingly I'm going to just sit and decompress with a hot chocolate for a while. Got more leadership things tomorrow too.

Flowers 'Tired Magpie Fast Response Team' are on their waySmile
The Bluestocking, a unique location for daughters and sisters of earth, frost, feathers, fur, scales and spines
Magpiecomplex · 21/09/2026 18:13

MarieDeGournay · 21/09/2026 18:10

Flowers 'Tired Magpie Fast Response Team' are on their waySmile

Thank you ladies, just move the hot chocolate bowser within reach please. Perfect.

DauntlessDamson · 21/09/2026 19:03

Just dashing through between events.....

Great thread about the 97 year-old great aunt Errol. Thanks for linking it.

Bon Voyage to Woley on your trip to Oz. Hope it all goes well.

A large white coffee and a cheese toastie to go please, gerbils........🏃

MyrtleLion · 21/09/2026 20:37

49. Recents

In which Angle saves a spreadsheet...

“If all the Margrave marks we have found are in the list, then can we assume that the rest of the list records more Margrave marks in more locations?” asked @inkymoose.

“It’s a distinct possibility,” said @AngleofRepose.

“But what about the Reconstruction marks?” asked @NotAtMyAge. “Are they also in the spreadsheet?”

“Let me search for the Stained Glass Museum and Westminster Abbey,” said Angle.

Everyone waited while Angle searched.

“They are there in black,” said Angle. “No status. Not Historic, not Delivered. It’s like they’ve been written down and then passed over.” She was looking at the black row for Westminster Abbey, sitting on its own between two long green sections. “Ely, too. 1976, when The Visitation was donated to the Museum.”

“1958 has a black row and 1934 too,” said NotAtMyAge.

“I’ll save the spreadsheet to my laptop now and look again tomorrow.” Angle saved the file, took the stick out of the laptop and closed the lid.

@EdithStourton arrived with Brains and Batshit the following morning just as Graphic, Gimbal and Griffin left for the workshop.

“Bury St Edmunds, St Edmundsbury Cathedral,” she said. “No mark, but you must go and see it if you ever get the chance. Two panels by Pippa Blackall, up the stairs to the Treasury, the prophetess Miriam and Saint Cecilia. Miriam’s got her timbrel raised over her head and Cecilia’s at the organ with her eyes half shut, and the colour in both of them is extraordinary, deep as anything Victorian but you can tell straight away it’s not.”

Edith let the dogs off the lead then continued, “St Edmundsbury is very dog-friendly. It even has a sign saying, Well-behaved dogs on leads are welcome, and there’s a treat waiting for them at the welcome desk. There’s even a calendar in the Cathedral Shop too, with a spaniel at the lectern, and a Weimaraner admiring a tapestry.”

“How did Brains take that?” asked Angle, writing St Edmundsbury, no mark, dog-friendly in her notebook.

“As an insult. She has never once needed telling to behave, and there it is on a printed sign as though she might not manage it.” Brains sat by the bar with the stillness of a dog absorbing an injustice. Batshit sat next to her, quivering with the effort of sitting still, until her back legs couldn’t take the strain any more, slipped out from under her, and she collapsed in a heap on the floor.

Angle opened the laptop to hide her laughter and avoid embarrassing Batshit. She opened Excel and saw that the workshop spreadsheet appeared twice on the list of Recent files. The top entry read, Workshop.xlsx and underneath in smaller letters it read, C » Users » Angle » Documents. The second entry also read, Workshop.xlsx and underneath, it read, Boily D: ».

Angle looked at it for a while and then said, “I think we might have a problem.”

At the workshop, Gimbal sat next to the laptop watching Halcyon type details onto the Stamps tab from Gimbal’s list. Once she finished, Halcyon clicked on File, Save. An error box appeared in the middle of the screen. It read “Workshop.xlsx” cannot be accessed. The file may be corrupted, located on a server that is not responding, or read-only. Halcyon clicked Retry. The same box came up, so she clicked Cancel, went to File, Save, and the screen displayed a folder on the C: drive that didn’t look like the file’s correct location. She went to find Fenella.

Fenella arrived impatiently and clicked Save herself. The error box appeared for her too. She went to File, then Save As. On the right-hand side, where normally a list of files appeared there was simply Boily D: and beneath that it said, “We couldn’t find that location. The path has been changed or deleted.“

Fenella pressed the Escape button and clicked on File again. The list of recent files appeared. The filename appeared twice. The file’s original folder was second on the list. Boily D: » was first.

Fenella paused, then navigated to the original folder where she saved the spreadsheet. She stood there for a moment and then said, “Nothing to worry about. All saved now.” Then she straightened up and went back to her own bench.

Gimbal looked at Griffin who had seen it all from her place near the laptop. Griffin looked at Graphic, who had turned round to watch Fenella the moment she’d left the bench. Graphic quickly turned back to her own bench. Griffin turned to look back at Gimbal. Neither of them said a word.

An hour later, Fenella called all three gerbils over to her bench. The original pane of glass had been releaded and encased in a lead frame. The woman in deep water blue with the three keys and the purse, looked up at them, the crack visible across the bottom left corner just above the Reconstruction mark stamped into the lead.

Fenella looked up as the gerbils arrived. "You three," she said. "This needs to be packed into a crate for delivery. Take it through to the back."

Griffin, Gimbal and Graphic carried the panel carefully past the kiln and into the storeroom where a wooden crate lined with wool and straw lay open ready for the window. The gerbils lowered the glass gently onto the packing material.

"The courier's coming for it first thing," said Fenella. "I trust you all to pack it properly." Then she left the storeroom and closed the door behind her.

They packed wool down the sides and covered the glass with wool and straw until they were sure the glass would not move. Together they lifted the lid from its position on the floor, fitted it onto the crate, and pressed it down at each corner.

A completed docket sat on the side and Griffin slid it into the waiting sleeve on the lid. Gimbal read it aloud, "Consignee 3859".

Satisfied they had safely packed the glass, Graphic went to the door and turned the handle. The door did not open. Griffin tried it after her with the same result, then turned to the other two. "We've been locked in".

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/49-recents

The Bluestocking, a unique location for daughters and sisters of earth, frost, feathers, fur, scales and spines
Magpiecomplex · 21/09/2026 20:46

MyrtleLion · 21/09/2026 20:37

49. Recents

In which Angle saves a spreadsheet...

“If all the Margrave marks we have found are in the list, then can we assume that the rest of the list records more Margrave marks in more locations?” asked @inkymoose.

“It’s a distinct possibility,” said @AngleofRepose.

“But what about the Reconstruction marks?” asked @NotAtMyAge. “Are they also in the spreadsheet?”

“Let me search for the Stained Glass Museum and Westminster Abbey,” said Angle.

Everyone waited while Angle searched.

“They are there in black,” said Angle. “No status. Not Historic, not Delivered. It’s like they’ve been written down and then passed over.” She was looking at the black row for Westminster Abbey, sitting on its own between two long green sections. “Ely, too. 1976, when The Visitation was donated to the Museum.”

“1958 has a black row and 1934 too,” said NotAtMyAge.

“I’ll save the spreadsheet to my laptop now and look again tomorrow.” Angle saved the file, took the stick out of the laptop and closed the lid.

@EdithStourton arrived with Brains and Batshit the following morning just as Graphic, Gimbal and Griffin left for the workshop.

“Bury St Edmunds, St Edmundsbury Cathedral,” she said. “No mark, but you must go and see it if you ever get the chance. Two panels by Pippa Blackall, up the stairs to the Treasury, the prophetess Miriam and Saint Cecilia. Miriam’s got her timbrel raised over her head and Cecilia’s at the organ with her eyes half shut, and the colour in both of them is extraordinary, deep as anything Victorian but you can tell straight away it’s not.”

Edith let the dogs off the lead then continued, “St Edmundsbury is very dog-friendly. It even has a sign saying, Well-behaved dogs on leads are welcome, and there’s a treat waiting for them at the welcome desk. There’s even a calendar in the Cathedral Shop too, with a spaniel at the lectern, and a Weimaraner admiring a tapestry.”

“How did Brains take that?” asked Angle, writing St Edmundsbury, no mark, dog-friendly in her notebook.

“As an insult. She has never once needed telling to behave, and there it is on a printed sign as though she might not manage it.” Brains sat by the bar with the stillness of a dog absorbing an injustice. Batshit sat next to her, quivering with the effort of sitting still, until her back legs couldn’t take the strain any more, slipped out from under her, and she collapsed in a heap on the floor.

Angle opened the laptop to hide her laughter and avoid embarrassing Batshit. She opened Excel and saw that the workshop spreadsheet appeared twice on the list of Recent files. The top entry read, Workshop.xlsx and underneath in smaller letters it read, C » Users » Angle » Documents. The second entry also read, Workshop.xlsx and underneath, it read, Boily D: ».

Angle looked at it for a while and then said, “I think we might have a problem.”

At the workshop, Gimbal sat next to the laptop watching Halcyon type details onto the Stamps tab from Gimbal’s list. Once she finished, Halcyon clicked on File, Save. An error box appeared in the middle of the screen. It read “Workshop.xlsx” cannot be accessed. The file may be corrupted, located on a server that is not responding, or read-only. Halcyon clicked Retry. The same box came up, so she clicked Cancel, went to File, Save, and the screen displayed a folder on the C: drive that didn’t look like the file’s correct location. She went to find Fenella.

Fenella arrived impatiently and clicked Save herself. The error box appeared for her too. She went to File, then Save As. On the right-hand side, where normally a list of files appeared there was simply Boily D: and beneath that it said, “We couldn’t find that location. The path has been changed or deleted.“

Fenella pressed the Escape button and clicked on File again. The list of recent files appeared. The filename appeared twice. The file’s original folder was second on the list. Boily D: » was first.

Fenella paused, then navigated to the original folder where she saved the spreadsheet. She stood there for a moment and then said, “Nothing to worry about. All saved now.” Then she straightened up and went back to her own bench.

Gimbal looked at Griffin who had seen it all from her place near the laptop. Griffin looked at Graphic, who had turned round to watch Fenella the moment she’d left the bench. Graphic quickly turned back to her own bench. Griffin turned to look back at Gimbal. Neither of them said a word.

An hour later, Fenella called all three gerbils over to her bench. The original pane of glass had been releaded and encased in a lead frame. The woman in deep water blue with the three keys and the purse, looked up at them, the crack visible across the bottom left corner just above the Reconstruction mark stamped into the lead.

Fenella looked up as the gerbils arrived. "You three," she said. "This needs to be packed into a crate for delivery. Take it through to the back."

Griffin, Gimbal and Graphic carried the panel carefully past the kiln and into the storeroom where a wooden crate lined with wool and straw lay open ready for the window. The gerbils lowered the glass gently onto the packing material.

"The courier's coming for it first thing," said Fenella. "I trust you all to pack it properly." Then she left the storeroom and closed the door behind her.

They packed wool down the sides and covered the glass with wool and straw until they were sure the glass would not move. Together they lifted the lid from its position on the floor, fitted it onto the crate, and pressed it down at each corner.

A completed docket sat on the side and Griffin slid it into the waiting sleeve on the lid. Gimbal read it aloud, "Consignee 3859".

Satisfied they had safely packed the glass, Graphic went to the door and turned the handle. The door did not open. Griffin tried it after her with the same result, then turned to the other two. "We've been locked in".

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/49-recents

Edited

😱

EdithStourton · 21/09/2026 21:00

ErrolTheDragon · 21/09/2026 00:49

I’ve stayed up far longer than I meant to because I found an AMA gem, just reading the OP posts not the whole thread.

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/AMA/5568296-ask-a-97-year-old-mumsnet-fan?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=app_share

Thank you so much for sharing that - absolutely fascinating.

EmpressaurusKitty · 21/09/2026 21:07

Oh no!!!!

I had to stop reading just after Fenella discovered the Boily because it was Kitty’s playtime, & I’ve just come back & finished.

What a cliffhanger.

EdithStourton · 21/09/2026 21:12

MyrtleLion · 21/09/2026 20:37

49. Recents

In which Angle saves a spreadsheet...

“If all the Margrave marks we have found are in the list, then can we assume that the rest of the list records more Margrave marks in more locations?” asked @inkymoose.

“It’s a distinct possibility,” said @AngleofRepose.

“But what about the Reconstruction marks?” asked @NotAtMyAge. “Are they also in the spreadsheet?”

“Let me search for the Stained Glass Museum and Westminster Abbey,” said Angle.

Everyone waited while Angle searched.

“They are there in black,” said Angle. “No status. Not Historic, not Delivered. It’s like they’ve been written down and then passed over.” She was looking at the black row for Westminster Abbey, sitting on its own between two long green sections. “Ely, too. 1976, when The Visitation was donated to the Museum.”

“1958 has a black row and 1934 too,” said NotAtMyAge.

“I’ll save the spreadsheet to my laptop now and look again tomorrow.” Angle saved the file, took the stick out of the laptop and closed the lid.

@EdithStourton arrived with Brains and Batshit the following morning just as Graphic, Gimbal and Griffin left for the workshop.

“Bury St Edmunds, St Edmundsbury Cathedral,” she said. “No mark, but you must go and see it if you ever get the chance. Two panels by Pippa Blackall, up the stairs to the Treasury, the prophetess Miriam and Saint Cecilia. Miriam’s got her timbrel raised over her head and Cecilia’s at the organ with her eyes half shut, and the colour in both of them is extraordinary, deep as anything Victorian but you can tell straight away it’s not.”

Edith let the dogs off the lead then continued, “St Edmundsbury is very dog-friendly. It even has a sign saying, Well-behaved dogs on leads are welcome, and there’s a treat waiting for them at the welcome desk. There’s even a calendar in the Cathedral Shop too, with a spaniel at the lectern, and a Weimaraner admiring a tapestry.”

“How did Brains take that?” asked Angle, writing St Edmundsbury, no mark, dog-friendly in her notebook.

“As an insult. She has never once needed telling to behave, and there it is on a printed sign as though she might not manage it.” Brains sat by the bar with the stillness of a dog absorbing an injustice. Batshit sat next to her, quivering with the effort of sitting still, until her back legs couldn’t take the strain any more, slipped out from under her, and she collapsed in a heap on the floor.

Angle opened the laptop to hide her laughter and avoid embarrassing Batshit. She opened Excel and saw that the workshop spreadsheet appeared twice on the list of Recent files. The top entry read, Workshop.xlsx and underneath in smaller letters it read, C » Users » Angle » Documents. The second entry also read, Workshop.xlsx and underneath, it read, Boily D: ».

Angle looked at it for a while and then said, “I think we might have a problem.”

At the workshop, Gimbal sat next to the laptop watching Halcyon type details onto the Stamps tab from Gimbal’s list. Once she finished, Halcyon clicked on File, Save. An error box appeared in the middle of the screen. It read “Workshop.xlsx” cannot be accessed. The file may be corrupted, located on a server that is not responding, or read-only. Halcyon clicked Retry. The same box came up, so she clicked Cancel, went to File, Save, and the screen displayed a folder on the C: drive that didn’t look like the file’s correct location. She went to find Fenella.

Fenella arrived impatiently and clicked Save herself. The error box appeared for her too. She went to File, then Save As. On the right-hand side, where normally a list of files appeared there was simply Boily D: and beneath that it said, “We couldn’t find that location. The path has been changed or deleted.“

Fenella pressed the Escape button and clicked on File again. The list of recent files appeared. The filename appeared twice. The file’s original folder was second on the list. Boily D: » was first.

Fenella paused, then navigated to the original folder where she saved the spreadsheet. She stood there for a moment and then said, “Nothing to worry about. All saved now.” Then she straightened up and went back to her own bench.

Gimbal looked at Griffin who had seen it all from her place near the laptop. Griffin looked at Graphic, who had turned round to watch Fenella the moment she’d left the bench. Graphic quickly turned back to her own bench. Griffin turned to look back at Gimbal. Neither of them said a word.

An hour later, Fenella called all three gerbils over to her bench. The original pane of glass had been releaded and encased in a lead frame. The woman in deep water blue with the three keys and the purse, looked up at them, the crack visible across the bottom left corner just above the Reconstruction mark stamped into the lead.

Fenella looked up as the gerbils arrived. "You three," she said. "This needs to be packed into a crate for delivery. Take it through to the back."

Griffin, Gimbal and Graphic carried the panel carefully past the kiln and into the storeroom where a wooden crate lined with wool and straw lay open ready for the window. The gerbils lowered the glass gently onto the packing material.

"The courier's coming for it first thing," said Fenella. "I trust you all to pack it properly." Then she left the storeroom and closed the door behind her.

They packed wool down the sides and covered the glass with wool and straw until they were sure the glass would not move. Together they lifted the lid from its position on the floor, fitted it onto the crate, and pressed it down at each corner.

A completed docket sat on the side and Griffin slid it into the waiting sleeve on the lid. Gimbal read it aloud, "Consignee 3859".

Satisfied they had safely packed the glass, Graphic went to the door and turned the handle. The door did not open. Griffin tried it after her with the same result, then turned to the other two. "We've been locked in".

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/49-recents

Edited

Aw fuuuu.....ck!

Time for emergency extraction, I feel. And not of teeth, either.

And I bet Fenella's the sort who won't care if the gerbils get cold and hungry overnight.

Brains has already volunteered to distract Fenella. There is the little issue that she might eat Fenella if she caught her.

Angle opened the laptop to hide her laughter and avoid embarrassing Batshit.
Angle needn't worry. Batshit is immune to embarrassment. She looks a bit perplexed for about half a second and then just carries on. Even when she falls over, which she hasn't done for some time, though at times she does indeed quiver with the effort of holding a position when she's VERY VERY EXCITED.

AnonyMumAuDHD · 21/09/2026 21:12

NotAtMyAge · 21/09/2026 16:54

Errol, thanks so much for posting this link. I've just read through all the OP posts and am in awe at Great-Aunt in so many ways. A joy to read.

She’s an epic role model - not just to our varied age group, but I do wonder if 5-25yos need to spend more time with such incredible people to understand the privileges of our age.

My kids were shocked/appalled today when I mentioned that when I was about 8, I used to trudge to the garage with a gallon bottle to fill it with pinkish paraffin on a Sunday afternoon, so that we could have a heater on during bath-night. Used to smell of Vosene shampoo and fuel for the next few days. But I got to sit and watch Flambards or whatever family friendly BBC drama was on while my hair dried.

inkymoose · 21/09/2026 21:23

Magpiecomplex · 21/09/2026 20:46

😱

😱 indeed!

I have been travelling. Need a bit of time to catch up ...

Chickadeeinme · 21/09/2026 21:45

A real cliffhanger of an ending! Aargh!

@AnonyMumAuDHD in my youth before there was any such thing as central heating we had a paraffin stove in the kitchen. It was about two or three feet tall and circular, and had slits around the top for the heat to escape. We used to roast chestnuts on it. It certainly kept the kitchen warm.

NotAtMyAge · 21/09/2026 22:16

MyrtleLion · 21/09/2026 20:37

49. Recents

In which Angle saves a spreadsheet...

“If all the Margrave marks we have found are in the list, then can we assume that the rest of the list records more Margrave marks in more locations?” asked @inkymoose.

“It’s a distinct possibility,” said @AngleofRepose.

“But what about the Reconstruction marks?” asked @NotAtMyAge. “Are they also in the spreadsheet?”

“Let me search for the Stained Glass Museum and Westminster Abbey,” said Angle.

Everyone waited while Angle searched.

“They are there in black,” said Angle. “No status. Not Historic, not Delivered. It’s like they’ve been written down and then passed over.” She was looking at the black row for Westminster Abbey, sitting on its own between two long green sections. “Ely, too. 1976, when The Visitation was donated to the Museum.”

“1958 has a black row and 1934 too,” said NotAtMyAge.

“I’ll save the spreadsheet to my laptop now and look again tomorrow.” Angle saved the file, took the stick out of the laptop and closed the lid.

@EdithStourton arrived with Brains and Batshit the following morning just as Graphic, Gimbal and Griffin left for the workshop.

“Bury St Edmunds, St Edmundsbury Cathedral,” she said. “No mark, but you must go and see it if you ever get the chance. Two panels by Pippa Blackall, up the stairs to the Treasury, the prophetess Miriam and Saint Cecilia. Miriam’s got her timbrel raised over her head and Cecilia’s at the organ with her eyes half shut, and the colour in both of them is extraordinary, deep as anything Victorian but you can tell straight away it’s not.”

Edith let the dogs off the lead then continued, “St Edmundsbury is very dog-friendly. It even has a sign saying, Well-behaved dogs on leads are welcome, and there’s a treat waiting for them at the welcome desk. There’s even a calendar in the Cathedral Shop too, with a spaniel at the lectern, and a Weimaraner admiring a tapestry.”

“How did Brains take that?” asked Angle, writing St Edmundsbury, no mark, dog-friendly in her notebook.

“As an insult. She has never once needed telling to behave, and there it is on a printed sign as though she might not manage it.” Brains sat by the bar with the stillness of a dog absorbing an injustice. Batshit sat next to her, quivering with the effort of sitting still, until her back legs couldn’t take the strain any more, slipped out from under her, and she collapsed in a heap on the floor.

Angle opened the laptop to hide her laughter and avoid embarrassing Batshit. She opened Excel and saw that the workshop spreadsheet appeared twice on the list of Recent files. The top entry read, Workshop.xlsx and underneath in smaller letters it read, C » Users » Angle » Documents. The second entry also read, Workshop.xlsx and underneath, it read, Boily D: ».

Angle looked at it for a while and then said, “I think we might have a problem.”

At the workshop, Gimbal sat next to the laptop watching Halcyon type details onto the Stamps tab from Gimbal’s list. Once she finished, Halcyon clicked on File, Save. An error box appeared in the middle of the screen. It read “Workshop.xlsx” cannot be accessed. The file may be corrupted, located on a server that is not responding, or read-only. Halcyon clicked Retry. The same box came up, so she clicked Cancel, went to File, Save, and the screen displayed a folder on the C: drive that didn’t look like the file’s correct location. She went to find Fenella.

Fenella arrived impatiently and clicked Save herself. The error box appeared for her too. She went to File, then Save As. On the right-hand side, where normally a list of files appeared there was simply Boily D: and beneath that it said, “We couldn’t find that location. The path has been changed or deleted.“

Fenella pressed the Escape button and clicked on File again. The list of recent files appeared. The filename appeared twice. The file’s original folder was second on the list. Boily D: » was first.

Fenella paused, then navigated to the original folder where she saved the spreadsheet. She stood there for a moment and then said, “Nothing to worry about. All saved now.” Then she straightened up and went back to her own bench.

Gimbal looked at Griffin who had seen it all from her place near the laptop. Griffin looked at Graphic, who had turned round to watch Fenella the moment she’d left the bench. Graphic quickly turned back to her own bench. Griffin turned to look back at Gimbal. Neither of them said a word.

An hour later, Fenella called all three gerbils over to her bench. The original pane of glass had been releaded and encased in a lead frame. The woman in deep water blue with the three keys and the purse, looked up at them, the crack visible across the bottom left corner just above the Reconstruction mark stamped into the lead.

Fenella looked up as the gerbils arrived. "You three," she said. "This needs to be packed into a crate for delivery. Take it through to the back."

Griffin, Gimbal and Graphic carried the panel carefully past the kiln and into the storeroom where a wooden crate lined with wool and straw lay open ready for the window. The gerbils lowered the glass gently onto the packing material.

"The courier's coming for it first thing," said Fenella. "I trust you all to pack it properly." Then she left the storeroom and closed the door behind her.

They packed wool down the sides and covered the glass with wool and straw until they were sure the glass would not move. Together they lifted the lid from its position on the floor, fitted it onto the crate, and pressed it down at each corner.

A completed docket sat on the side and Griffin slid it into the waiting sleeve on the lid. Gimbal read it aloud, "Consignee 3859".

Satisfied they had safely packed the glass, Graphic went to the door and turned the handle. The door did not open. Griffin tried it after her with the same result, then turned to the other two. "We've been locked in".

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/49-recents

Edited

AAARGH!! Are you expecting us to be able to sleep tonight on the edge of this cliffhanger, Myrtle? 😨

JanesLittleGirl · 21/09/2026 22:18

@MyrtleLion Please, please, please tell me that Kitty is still maintaining overwatch from the trees?

ErrolTheDragon · 21/09/2026 22:20

We had a paraffin heater in the (unfortunately oddly large) bathroom of my undergrad student flat. We had various electric radiators/fanheaters in the other room. It didn’t do much to dent the chill in winter, and we were frugal with the immersion heater so the bath water often wasnt hot enough either. We learned the hard way - as in, semisolid rather than liquid - not to keep our shampoo on the window ledge the second winter.

MyrtleLion · 21/09/2026 22:29

JanesLittleGirl · 21/09/2026 22:18

@MyrtleLion Please, please, please tell me that Kitty is still maintaining overwatch from the trees?

Kitty is in Sweden.

AsWithGlad · 21/09/2026 22:33

Chersfrozenface · 21/09/2026 17:50

Bon voyage, @SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius.

That's a lovely blanket, @AnonyMumAuDHD.

I've decided to knit one of those triangular scarves that are fashionable at the moment. They can be knitted in garter stitch, just increasing 2 stitches every other row. I reckon even I can do that, and I've plenty of odd balls of yarn lying round.

I knit a lot of shawls, Cher, probably in inverse proportion to how often I wear them. My pleasure is mostly in the knitting of it.

I’m interested in your description - could you say a little more?

Could you lead me to a picture of a finished one?

OP posts:
JanesLittleGirl · 21/09/2026 22:46

MyrtleLion · 21/09/2026 22:29

Kitty is in Sweden.

My instinctive response would be that sounds like piss poor planning but I remain confident that, at some time, 'and with one bound they were free'.

Any road up, every story needs a degree of jeopardy and you have introduced it in spades.

AnonyMumAuDHD · 21/09/2026 23:08

Chersfrozenface · 21/09/2026 17:50

Bon voyage, @SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius.

That's a lovely blanket, @AnonyMumAuDHD.

I've decided to knit one of those triangular scarves that are fashionable at the moment. They can be knitted in garter stitch, just increasing 2 stitches every other row. I reckon even I can do that, and I've plenty of odd balls of yarn lying round.

If I can bear to lift my needles again, I may try it!

AnonyMumAuDHD · 21/09/2026 23:15

Chickadeeinme · 21/09/2026 21:45

A real cliffhanger of an ending! Aargh!

@AnonyMumAuDHD in my youth before there was any such thing as central heating we had a paraffin stove in the kitchen. It was about two or three feet tall and circular, and had slits around the top for the heat to escape. We used to roast chestnuts on it. It certainly kept the kitchen warm.

Funny isn’t it, how we take for granted having central heating. I think we had it installed in our house when I was a teenager, so about 40 years ago, but I remember the excitement of having the radiators in every room and constantly touching them (and sitting up against them until mum shouted that we were hogging the heat). My kids bitch that they are too hot, open the windows and haven’t a care as to how much money they are wasting as the heat flows out of the room. 🤦🏽‍♀️

These days, I rather like to faint smell of paraffin, as it brings back those sunday night memories. may be feeling reminiscent as had a chat with solar panel company and realised that the power generated will in no way offset the mount of power we use as a household… having a gin to recover from the shock of our usage.

AsWithGlad · 21/09/2026 23:22

Jeopardy!

I wish I’d not clicked on the picture, our gerbils look so worried. I hope rescue comes soon.

It’s reminding me of Margery Allingham’s Albert Campion novel Sweet Danger, which is partly set in a wooden water mill in East Anglia if not in the Fens. Good always prevails in those, so I trust it will here. Soon.

Brains has already volunteered to distract Fenella. There is the little issue that she might eat Fenella if she caught her.
Sounds good to me, @EdithStourton.

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AsWithGlad · 21/09/2026 23:24

Does anyone else remember frost flowers on the inside of the bedroom window when they woke up on a winter’s morning?

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MarieDeGournay · 21/09/2026 23:42

AsWithGlad · 21/09/2026 23:24

Does anyone else remember frost flowers on the inside of the bedroom window when they woke up on a winter’s morning?

I do indeed, Glad, and I also remember a paraffin heater - more modern than those cylindrical ones, but nonetheless .... that and open fires were all we had to heat the house. My parents got central heating when they were old. I didn't live there any more by then.

No phone, no central heating, no TV, no car... but none of the neighbours had either, so we didn't feel deprived.
By today's standards, though...

MarieDeGournay · 21/09/2026 23:47

I'm so worried about Graphic, Gimbal and Griffin, I felt that this was coming, but it looked like they'd got away with the 'Boily D:' incident.

I'd love to see how Fenella would react with Brains and Batshit closing in on her, Nature Will Out so I can't see her doing anything but flying away.
Unless, of course, they catch her😏

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