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The Bluestocking, a unique location for daughters and sisters of earth, frost, feathers, fur, scales and spines

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AsWithGlad · 04/09/2026 19:22

Welcome to The Bluestocking, the best (perhaps only) online women's pub. Nothing in the food or drink can harm you, everything is served by a very enthusiastic crew of gerbils, who enjoy doing this, and any curious menfolk are welcome at the Staunch Ally down the road.

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Welcome to The Bluestocking, the best (perhaps only) online women's pub. Nothing in the food or drink can harm you, everything is served by a very ent...

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PastaAllaNorma · 16/09/2026 13:56

I rallied a bit and swam in the (rather rough) sea for an hour or so.

DauntlessDamson · 16/09/2026 15:14

This morning started quite well. I've been doing some sorting out this week and had some stuff to go to the tip, plus a bag of books for the charity shop and another bag, with clothes for a different charity shop. So I loaded up the car and off I went.

First stop the tip, where I had just parked, when all action was temporarily ceased because the 'crusher' needed to come in and ...er, crush the contents of the skips. By the time that exercise had finished it had started to rain and the guys (who are usually very helpful with heavier items) had all disappeared into their hut, so I dashed between skips (wood, garden, metal and general waste), getting increasingly damp. Never mind, on to the high street, where there were no parking places outside the charity shops, so I had to lug my bags along from the far end of the street. It stopped raining just as I got back to the car.🙄

Before I left, I had put a couple of rugs into the washing machine that I keep in the garage. It's an old one, replaced when I had my kitchen done, but perfectly serviceable and handy for more heavily soiled items. When I got home, I was met by a stream of water coming under the garage door and discovered that my vigorous brushing of the garage floor yesterday, must have dislodged the waste pipe, which had separated and flooded the garage!😡So I have spent the last couple of hours sweeping the water out and drying off the contents that had been on the floor.

I've just switched on the radio, to be met by John Denver singing " Some days are diamonds, some days are stones". Too right!

MarieDeGournay · 16/09/2026 15:28

Oh Damson, poor you, that's awful! I had a feeling things were going to go downhill after 'This morning started quite well.'😟

Chickadeeinme · 16/09/2026 15:31

Oh dear @DauntlessDamson what a pain in the neck!

I slept badly, woke up early, slept again for about an hour and had a nightmare in which I lost my toddler son in a large play space (he's 40 now but in the dream he was about 3) and then had to get up anyway and go to the doctor to have a fasting blood draw before my Medicare wellness check next week. I treated myself to breakfast out at a diner that's very close to the doctor's - 2 poached eggs, four slices of bacon, a slice of toast and a lot of coffee, fact fans.

MarieDeGournay · 16/09/2026 15:43

That sounds like a really distressing dream, Chic - not at all what was expected from the Sleep and Dream Gerbils.
DS aged 40 may wonder why Mum was extra affectionate next time you talk to himSmile
The awful thing is that there is a little 3-year-old missing in England, a real-life nightmare for his poor parents..

PastaAllaNorma · 16/09/2026 18:06

Dauntless, despite your name I'd not be surprised if you were a bit daunted by today's water-based mishaps! What a chapter of accidents!

Sorry about the horrible dream, Chickadee - I once had to wake DS2 because I dreamt he'd died in his sleep and I was beside myself.

After 7 glorious days we have heavy rain and flash flooding expected overnight, so I've been pulling all the swimming stuff inside. This really is a lovely place for a family holiday.

Magpiecomplex · 16/09/2026 18:52

What an awful day, Damson! I saw the GP today, and on his advice I have finally caved and bought a medical information bracelet. There's enough wrong with me that if I get taken into hospital unconscious they could do a lot of well meaning harm if they can't access my medical records. Of course, I'm allergic to nickel so couldn't buy the standard steel MedicAlert bracelet. Because being penalised for allergies is something even the medical and adjacent professions do.

Chickadeeinme · 16/09/2026 20:03

@MarieDeGournay I read about the poor little boy who was missing yesterday, and I'm wondering if that subconsciously contributed to that bad dream. Sadly I read today that they found his body. His poor parents, and the grandmother he was with at the time.

MyrtleLion · 16/09/2026 20:15

WearyAuldWumman · 16/09/2026 02:27

I recall that the Eastern Star has an equivalent funny handshake. A female Head tried it with me one time....It's to do with pressure, I've been told, and she nearly broke my hand the first time she shook it. She shook my hand on subsequent occasions, but never in that manner again.

Winters in Aberdeenshire were looooooong; a family member was in both the Masons and the Eastern Star (go figure) until he moved down to Fife. I'm told that it was all about charity work in those days. However, judging from what I know about a Fife member of the Masons, in the central belt it's more to do with connections, jobs, etc...and possibly canal boats ?

I had a relative through marriage who made it to inspector in a particular police force. He was given two offers of joining the Masons (via more senior officers). When he refused, his career was sidelined.

Eastern Star, Oh my goodness! What a rabbit hole!

Women must be sponsored, men are supposed to be Master Masons. But it is equal for men and women and is jointly led by the Most Worthy Grand Matron and Patron.

Other impressive titiles:
Right Worthy Associate Grand Matron
Right Worthy Grand Conductress
Right Worthy Grand Trustee
Right Worthy Grand Treasurer
Right Worthy Grand Sentinel
Worthy Grand Chaplain
Worthy Grand Marshal
Worthy Grand Organist
Worthy Grand Adah/Ruth/Esther/Electa
Worthy Grand Warder

Based in America, but a Scottish chapter runs the British versions.

MyrtleLion · 16/09/2026 20:22

Spent all day on a job application but submitted it. Did a bit more womanning, and now I find that my three major projects over the summer - the wommaning, the DSD PIP appeal and job applications have all been completed. I am only waiting for responses. So I finally find I have some free time!!!

I don't know quite what to do with it. I will hopefully write some more Gosie chapters, but I also want to relax a little. 44 is drafted but needs editing.

AngleofRepose · 16/09/2026 20:31

Chickadeeinme · 16/09/2026 20:03

@MarieDeGournay I read about the poor little boy who was missing yesterday, and I'm wondering if that subconsciously contributed to that bad dream. Sadly I read today that they found his body. His poor parents, and the grandmother he was with at the time.

Yes, I saw that earlier in the news as well. Terrible, just awful news for that family. I've been hoping all day that they would find him ok. 😑 Sorry about your dream Chickadee.

Hot chocolate with cream and a Flake, please, bar gerbils. And one for everyone else here who needs one 💛

I shall look forward to the next Gosie installment, to cheer myself up (but no rush @MyrtleLion , you just rest up and do something relaxing)

I have a medical bracelet that I am not allergic to, but I always forget to wear it. 🙄

Ps. It's actually a bit chilly this evening.

Magpiecomplex · 16/09/2026 20:48

I was just thinking the same thing Angle, I'm a tad chilly! The bracelet I've bought is a Notch one, which allows me to get rather more information on it than the usual engraved disc.

Chickadeeinme · 16/09/2026 21:06

@AngleofReposeis it you that is in Wales or am I mixing you up with another Stockinger? I shall be in north Wales, staying in Conwy for three nights from Oct 12th if you’re anywhere in the vicinity. PM me if interested and feasible to grab a coffee together :-)

MyrtleLion · 16/09/2026 21:28

44. Back to Work

In which Boiledbeetle surprises the Bluestocking

Griffin was doing up her coat when @Boiledbeetle sidled up to her and held out a small grey object no longer than a sunflower seed.

“Data stick,” she said. “Insert it into the laptop. Open the spreadsheet, go to File, then Save as, then Browse. On the lefthand side go down to the bit that says, Boily, it will have D: or another letter in brackets after it. Then click Save. Don’t save it anywhere else or Halcyon will find it. Once that’s done, close the spreadsheet, pull the stick out and put it in your pocket.”

Griffin took the stick. “But what about clicking the ‘safely remove hardware’ thing on the right hand side?”

“Don’t worry about it,” said Boiledbeetle. “I never have.”

“But how do you know about data sticks?”

“I’ve got a laptop.”

Gimbal and Graphic were already at the door. Griffin put the stick in the pocket of her inside jacket and did the button up over it and the three of them left for the workshop.

“Did anyone know Boily has a laptop?” asked @Hedgehogforshort.

Nobody had.

@ifIwerenotanandroid came in ten minutes later with her camera on its strap and a road atlas under one arm and put both on the table without sitting down.

“Chichester,” she said.

@AngleofRepose opened her notebook. “Go on.”

“North quire aisle. There’s a Chagall window there, from 1978, on Psalm 150. It was made at Charles Marq’s studio in Reims. Very red. You’d walk past the aisle if you didn’t know it was there, it’s tucked away where nobody goes unless they’re looking for the loo.”

Glossy’s door opened and she picked up the camera without a word.

Android continued, “I went over every centimetre of the leading I could reach, then found a verger with a stool and did the rest. Nothing there, no mark.”

“Chagall,” said Angle, writing. “That’s the second one.”

Android looked at her. “Second what?”

“Magpie found a church in Kent full of them. Tudeley. Twelve windows,” Angle said. “No mark there either.”

Angle wrote Chichester, Chagall, Psalm 150, 1978, Reims, no mark, and after a moment wrote second Chagall location.

Gosie’s bag was by the door. @EmpressaurusKitty’s case stood next to it, considerably larger and considerably better labelled. Kitty was sitting on top of the case.

“She travels on the case,” said Empressaurus, when Gasket asked about a carrier. “She always has. She would regard a carrier as an insult.”

“Is that allowed? On the aeroplane?”

“Nobody has ever stopped her.”

Hedgehog came to the door with them. She did not say anything about Umeå or Pernilla Ågren or what Gosie was to do when she got there. She looked at Empressaurus, and at the cat on the case, and nodded.

·

When the gerbils arrived at the workshop Graphic went to the far bench, where the magnifying glass and the side light were set up and the new lead lay waiting for its marks. Griffin went to the laptop, sat down, and did not look at the spreadsheet. The data stick sat in her inside pocket under the button, and she did not touch that either.

Gimbal and Halcyon had worked on filling the Stamps tab in the spreadsheet for two days. Instead of typing the details in number by number, Halcyon had jumped about seemingly randomly, skipping any lines that were not completely blank. Halcyon would call out a number and Gimbal would say the details from memory while Halcyon typed them into the tab. There were still around 50 stamps to complete.

“I’m busy this morning,” said Halcyon. “You’ll have to write them all down on paper and I’ll type them later.” Then Halcyon went into the office and closed the door.

Gimbal took a pencil and a sheet of paper and decided to start at row one and check every compartment in the Stamp box and write them all down from the beginning, so that when the list was finished it would be finished properly.

Gimbal lifted the lid of the stamp box. Everything was in order and it was a pleasure to see the numbers running straight for once, 1 to 200, all facing the same way. She began at 1 and wrote down the die number and what it represented, then worked quickly along the first row of compartments.

At compartment 23 she stopped.

It was empty. There was nothing in it at all, only the bare wood bottom of the compartment with the number 23 stencilled on it. Gimbal looked at it and then went on, because that was her plan, and she liked being a gerbil who followed a plan. She worked down through the fifties and the seventies and the nineties, and every compartment had its stamp in it.

At 106 she stopped a second time.

Bare wood. The number stencilled on the bottom. Nothing else.

She had put 23 in its compartment herself. She had put 106 in its compartment as well. She had not touched either since. Nobody had asked her for either.

Gimbal put the lid back on the box, very carefully, so it made no sound. Then she lifted it again, in case she had been wrong, and looked at the two squares, and saw she had not been wrong.

She looked up and saw Fenella Burnish at her bench with her back turned, with Graphic next to her watching. Halcyon was in the office. Griffin was at the laptop with her paws in her lap. Nobody was looking at the stamp box at all.

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/44-back-to-work

The Bluestocking, a unique location for daughters and sisters of earth, frost, feathers, fur, scales and spines
MyrtleLion · 16/09/2026 21:30

The edit was quicker than expected.

Obviously they are not all crowded round the Stamp Box and the box is in order, but hey-ho, what an imagination AI has.

WearyAuldWumman · 16/09/2026 21:53

MyrtleLion · 16/09/2026 20:15

Eastern Star, Oh my goodness! What a rabbit hole!

Women must be sponsored, men are supposed to be Master Masons. But it is equal for men and women and is jointly led by the Most Worthy Grand Matron and Patron.

Other impressive titiles:
Right Worthy Associate Grand Matron
Right Worthy Grand Conductress
Right Worthy Grand Trustee
Right Worthy Grand Treasurer
Right Worthy Grand Sentinel
Worthy Grand Chaplain
Worthy Grand Marshal
Worthy Grand Organist
Worthy Grand Adah/Ruth/Esther/Electa
Worthy Grand Warder

Based in America, but a Scottish chapter runs the British versions.

Crumbs. Even more complicated than I realised.

Magpiecomplex · 17/09/2026 07:13

Morning all. Just dropping in to say that my jeans still fit! Haven't worn them for months, for obvious reasons. Always a slightly dicey moment putting them on for the first time in the autumn and hoping they'll do up. 😆

ErrolTheDragon · 17/09/2026 08:43

Yay! Jeans are a bugger for mysteriously shrinking if ignored for a few months.

MarieDeGournay · 17/09/2026 09:05

ErrolTheDragon · 17/09/2026 08:43

Yay! Jeans are a bugger for mysteriously shrinking if ignored for a few months.

Yes, that's a poorly-researched area of fabric technology, isn't it?😁
Well done Magpie!

Lovely morning here, but the word 'crisp' is suggesting itself...
it's hard to remember that 'being too hot' is a thing, isn't it?

I was pottering in the garden yesterday, haven't done that for a while, and I was struck by how much twittering was going on in the trees - are the birds 'up to something' at the moment? chatting about prep for winter? sharing news about where the berries are ripest?

Chersfrozenface · 17/09/2026 09:07

Bore da, merched! I hope things are getting better for the injured, ill and generally beleaguered.

Today I shall be mostly cleaning and repairing, with a little professional titivating later on.

DeanElderberry · 17/09/2026 09:26

Good morning all,

Starlings certainly get very vocal about bushes full of ripe elderberries.

I'm coming to the conclusion that my sore back is caused by a bruise or other minor damage to the end of a rib. Four weeks in, so it should be feeling better in a fortnight. I hope it is, because I really don't want to have to go to the doctor.

HAGADAPA

AngleofRepose · 17/09/2026 09:29

Bore da, everyone! I don't know what's in store today but some of it will involve going out to the actual supermarket (as opposed to just The Big Shop in the Village). Somehow I've been remiss and I have nothing in the house for tea except canned soup! (haven't started my winter batch cooking and freezing yet)

yay! I'm so rock 'n roll. 🙄

@MarieDeGournay yes I noticed that about the birds! Nothing all summer (no wonder, I wasn't putting out food and the ground was hard as cement) and there was no water close by except the bird baths. I imagine they spent the whole summer hanging around the two rivers east and west of us. Now they're back! Streams and berries and green and company! They sound joyous and not worried about winter at all.

Yes. what is it with jeans, anyway?

AngleofRepose · 17/09/2026 09:31

So the gerbils are going to steal the spreadsheet... I hope they know what they're doing!

AngleofRepose · 17/09/2026 09:35

Chickadeeinme · 16/09/2026 21:06

@AngleofReposeis it you that is in Wales or am I mixing you up with another Stockinger? I shall be in north Wales, staying in Conwy for three nights from Oct 12th if you’re anywhere in the vicinity. PM me if interested and feasible to grab a coffee together :-)

Chickadee, I am in Wales, but nowhere near Conwy, I'm afraid! I'm right down in deepest, darkest South Wales, or it would have been so lovely to see you! I haven't been to Conwy in decades, but I seem to recall a castle. It's actually easier to get to Conwy from Birmingham than from my village (or anywhere in South Wales)😬

MarieDeGournay · 17/09/2026 09:55

Welsh is bustin' out all over this morning😁
I had to google 'merched' Cher, 'bore da' is familiar because Angle says it lots,
I put 'merched' into Google Translate, and it came up as meaning 'cailíní' Confused
I hadn't changed the destination language from Irish back to English so it translated from Welsh to Irish!

Interesting to see that there's no similarity whatsoever between the two words, which is often the case with Welsh-Irish, we are very distant cousins, linguistically, unlike Manx and Scots Gaelic.

I've gone back to Google Translate and see that the singular is 'merch', so the plural is -ed. I suppose that's not a million miles away from the Irish plural -í, it just lost the 'd' along the way..

Wow, comparative philology and it's not even 10a.m. - quick bar gerbils, more strong tea, to Pedantry Corner, please!😄

That's my morning wasted sorted, hope you all have more productive ones!

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