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The Bluestocking Women's Pub: Where the Bluebird Sings to the Lemonade Springs

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AngleofRepose · 12/07/2026 21:31

Croeso/Welcome to the Bluestocking Women's Pub, with our lovely gerbil staff, the icy Mojito foot-bath for those of you fed up with the heat, a Quilting/Craft Nook, lots of yummy food and drink with zero calories, gluten, or allergens, the Gerbil World Cup, and a brand new magic pool that becomes a babbling brook whenever you want it to!

Come on in! All women welcome! (Men welcome at The Staunch Ally pub down the road aways)

(security provided by the capybaras, lovely folk, but try not to get in their way)

(oh, and don't mention triangles, please. Gubbins gets very overexcited)

(did we mention the Gerbil World Cup?)

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WearyAuldWumman · 26/07/2026 17:55

MarieDeGournay · 26/07/2026 17:46

As I wrote my WTF about the chevrons, I just KNEW there'd be at least one Stockinger who knew why they appeared!, and sure 'nuff, up stepped Errol thank youSmile
It's that kind of place💙
The chevrons just look odd [or like wiggly eyebrows, as Shiny] said, but the asterisks make it look like you were swearing!

Somebody - it might have been Joseph O'Connor the novelist, who is a very witty writer of 'light' pieces for radio etc - said that Dublin people use the F word so profusely that a transcript of a conversation between Dubliners would have so many asterisks in it it would look like a map of the Milky Way😂

In Russian, they use a sweary word which has the literal translation of "wh*re", but is more akin to the Fife "Yahoorye!"

It cropped up in a Russian linguistics class one time. The lecturer wrote it on the board and I stuck up my hand to say "Oh...I heard that in Moscow...only they pronounce it 'blyet'."

The lecturer looked most discomfited by the fact that the only girl in the class had commented. (This is the same lecturer who once slid right under a desk during a tutorial.) He stammered "Ah....Yes...That's an accurate Muscovite pronunciation," and then came to a standstill.

One of the boys stopped the uncomfortable silence by cheerfully calling out "Aye...in Voronezh [where he'd been on his placement] they use it in place of the comma!"

MyrtleLion · 26/07/2026 18:32

MyrtleLion · 25/07/2026 21:10

Aww, thank you! I’ll take pictures tomorrow for you all xx

As promised!

The stitch markers are to show the right side and top of the square so I don’t have to worry about it later.

The ball of wool is the colour I boiled for the darkest squares but I think it has too much green in it and will buy navy.

The Bluestocking Women's Pub:  Where the Bluebird Sings to the Lemonade Springs
The Bluestocking Women's Pub:  Where the Bluebird Sings to the Lemonade Springs
The Bluestocking Women's Pub:  Where the Bluebird Sings to the Lemonade Springs
AsWithGlad · 26/07/2026 18:36

Excellent work, @MyrtleLion . What wonderful cabling.

AsWithGlad · 26/07/2026 18:42

I took this photo on the way to work a couple of months ago.
A heron, I thought at the time, and am pleased that my iPhone has automatically written ‘grey heron’ underneath it.

The Bluestocking Women's Pub:  Where the Bluebird Sings to the Lemonade Springs
MarieDeGournay · 26/07/2026 19:03

Brilliant knitting, Myrtle!

DauntlessDamson · 26/07/2026 19:29

AsWithGlad · 26/07/2026 18:42

I took this photo on the way to work a couple of months ago.
A heron, I thought at the time, and am pleased that my iPhone has automatically written ‘grey heron’ underneath it.

Great photograph @AsWithGlad and I love the very elegant refection in the water.

WearyAuldWumman · 26/07/2026 19:47

DeanElderberry · 26/07/2026 14:02

Bloody hell, Weary. I'm glad you survived it but it sounds grim.

Did they warn you about potential deafness?

I got mine done with a general anaesthetic so I don't know whether they used a lawnmower, but it sure felt like it.

Eeeeeeeep! No warning of potential deafness. covers left ear to check whether right still works

I'm supposed to wait until after the third day before phoning the hospital about possible infection...I keep trying to figure out whether the right cheek is warmer than the left - not that I'm a hypochondriac, you understand.

MyrtleLion · 26/07/2026 19:52

MarieDeGournay · 26/07/2026 19:03

Brilliant knitting, Myrtle!

Thank you, I meant bought not boiled. We only boil beetles here, not wool.

I hired my assistant by phone from a temp agency just before I had a bone graft for implant surgery in 2021. The bruise was huge and as we were fully remote I didn’t turn on my camera for a week. She was brilliant and I hired her permanently very quickly. I did have a sedative for that.

The temperature will be mid-30s in the next week. The Walrus is taking a week’s leave as we’re not going away this year. We’ve agreed to spend Wednesday together (originally day drinking) but it will be very warm.

Interview tomorrow at 12.05pm.

Then Chapter 1 of The Gosie Chronicles Book II will be published very soon after that.

DauntlessDamson · 26/07/2026 19:53

MyrtleLion · 26/07/2026 19:52

Thank you, I meant bought not boiled. We only boil beetles here, not wool.

I hired my assistant by phone from a temp agency just before I had a bone graft for implant surgery in 2021. The bruise was huge and as we were fully remote I didn’t turn on my camera for a week. She was brilliant and I hired her permanently very quickly. I did have a sedative for that.

The temperature will be mid-30s in the next week. The Walrus is taking a week’s leave as we’re not going away this year. We’ve agreed to spend Wednesday together (originally day drinking) but it will be very warm.

Interview tomorrow at 12.05pm.

Then Chapter 1 of The Gosie Chronicles Book II will be published very soon after that.

And there was I, wondering why boiling wool turns it blue!Grin

ETA: Good luck for the interview 🍀

EmpressaurusKitty · 26/07/2026 19:56

Do beetles turn blue after boiling?

MyrtleLion · 26/07/2026 20:22

EmpressaurusKitty · 26/07/2026 19:56

Do beetles turn blue after boiling?

😆🤣😂

We would have to ask @Boiledbeetle, I guess…

EmpressaurusKitty · 26/07/2026 20:27

MyrtleLion · 26/07/2026 20:22

😆🤣😂

We would have to ask @Boiledbeetle, I guess…

Well, she did support Argentina in the World Cup…

WearyAuldWumman · 26/07/2026 20:30

EmpressaurusKitty · 26/07/2026 20:27

Well, she did support Argentina in the World Cup…

I should admit here that it's my fault that England were put out. I jinxed them by supporting them against Argentina.

AngleofRepose · 26/07/2026 20:32

NotAtMyAge · 26/07/2026 17:35

No cranes in our bit of Mid-Wales, Angle, but we are one of the centres of the revival of the red kite in the UK. By the early 1900s only a few kites survived in remote areas of rural Wales and they were extinct everywhere else in the UK. The first feeding station in Wales was set up less than 20 miles from us, before young birds from Wales and Spain were reintroduced to Scotland and the Chilterns in the late 80s/early 90s. Now from from rare glimpses they are a common sight here and elsewhere. Such magnificent birds.

Yes, I've been to see the Red Kites! They're amazing!

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AngleofRepose · 26/07/2026 20:37

RumNotRun · 26/07/2026 11:24

@AngleofRepose I haven't noticed any cranes in the deepest darkest depths of Cardiff, but I will keep my eyes peeled. My friend has just got a job driving bin lorries and will be based up the road at a local rubbish tip. There are some lakes across the road from the tip and herons often hang out there.

The tip has also been known to have a feral cat colony, so I have told him to keep an eye out for abandoned kittens.

Rum, that's down by Lamby Way, isn't it? I remember when they first started to develop it. Must be great for wildlife now.

The first egrets I ever saw in the UK were down by the water near the "new" nature reserve by St. David's hotel. That was at least 20 years ago now.

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AngleofRepose · 26/07/2026 20:39

So sorry about your tooth @WearyAuldWumman but at least it's done now! Here's hoping you heal quickly 🌺

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AngleofRepose · 26/07/2026 20:47

@DeanElderberry Cranes at Slimbridge! That sounds familiar, must've read about them somewhere, because I haven't visited in decades. I hadn't realized that they had bred along the Welsh banks. Perhaps they will make their way west and south at some point. I'd love to see them breeding near the ponds and lakes along the Valleys and Ogmore Vale. Maybe someday, if I live long enough 😄

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Chickadeeinme · 26/07/2026 20:55

Ouch @WearyAuldWummanthat sounds deeply unpleasant and I hope it feels much better very soon. I had the implant bone graft and surgery earlier this year and am having the crown put on the titanium peg fairly soon. Luckily I haven’t had anything like your experience. I am going to have another one next year though, because I have a cavity coming under the crown on one of my front top teeth, and that is one I’m not looking forward to at all. I wish we had teeth like whatever species it is that just grows new ones when the old one goes. Bad design feature - I shall complain to God if I ever get the opportunity.

EmpressaurusKitty · 26/07/2026 21:08

I’m having my proper crown put on tomorrow & hopefully it will last.

WearyAuldWumman · 26/07/2026 21:16

Chickadeeinme · 26/07/2026 20:55

Ouch @WearyAuldWummanthat sounds deeply unpleasant and I hope it feels much better very soon. I had the implant bone graft and surgery earlier this year and am having the crown put on the titanium peg fairly soon. Luckily I haven’t had anything like your experience. I am going to have another one next year though, because I have a cavity coming under the crown on one of my front top teeth, and that is one I’m not looking forward to at all. I wish we had teeth like whatever species it is that just grows new ones when the old one goes. Bad design feature - I shall complain to God if I ever get the opportunity.

FWIW, one of my front teeth is an implant (with bone graft) and it was all very straightforward - no bruising at all!

AngleofRepose · 26/07/2026 21:16

I do feel very lucky that, although I've had plenty of health issues in my life, I've always had really good teeth. Very little sugar growing up and fluoridated water in my town from when I was about 10 I think.

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MyrtleLion · 26/07/2026 21:32

Would you like the title of Chapter One before you go to bed?

AngleofRepose · 26/07/2026 21:39

MyrtleLion · 26/07/2026 21:32

Would you like the title of Chapter One before you go to bed?

Yes please!

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EmpressaurusKitty · 26/07/2026 21:42

MyrtleLion · 26/07/2026 21:32

Would you like the title of Chapter One before you go to bed?

Yes!!!

Thehorticulturalhussie · 26/07/2026 21:58

MyrtleLion · 26/07/2026 19:52

Thank you, I meant bought not boiled. We only boil beetles here, not wool.

I hired my assistant by phone from a temp agency just before I had a bone graft for implant surgery in 2021. The bruise was huge and as we were fully remote I didn’t turn on my camera for a week. She was brilliant and I hired her permanently very quickly. I did have a sedative for that.

The temperature will be mid-30s in the next week. The Walrus is taking a week’s leave as we’re not going away this year. We’ve agreed to spend Wednesday together (originally day drinking) but it will be very warm.

Interview tomorrow at 12.05pm.

Then Chapter 1 of The Gosie Chronicles Book II will be published very soon after that.

Good luck

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