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The Bluestocking Women's Pub: Where the Bluebird Sings to the Lemonade Springs

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AngleofRepose · 12/07/2026 21:31

Croeso/Welcome to the Bluestocking Women's Pub, with our lovely gerbil staff, the icy Mojito foot-bath for those of you fed up with the heat, a Quilting/Craft Nook, lots of yummy food and drink with zero calories, gluten, or allergens, the Gerbil World Cup, and a brand new magic pool that becomes a babbling brook whenever you want it to!

Come on in! All women welcome! (Men welcome at The Staunch Ally pub down the road aways)

(security provided by the capybaras, lovely folk, but try not to get in their way)

(oh, and don't mention triangles, please. Gubbins gets very overexcited)

(did we mention the Gerbil World Cup?)

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AngleofRepose · 28/07/2026 05:38

<knock knock> Anybody here?
…………

Boy is it quiet! (this is what happens when you go to bed at 8.30! You wake up at 4am!)

Just wandered over to see the old place. Looks well and truly empty, but with little scraps of Tunnocks wrappers on the floor inside, some glitter on the bar, a cheerleader's pom pom, and a "Go Tunnel" sign.

There's a note nailed to the front door, says "Gone to see Gosie. We'll be back when we feel like it. Carmela"

Anyway, I'll just wander back to the new place now...

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EmpressaurusKitty · 28/07/2026 03:33

I realised I’d got the key so I’ve come back to lock up.

The Bluestocking Women's Pub:  Where the Bluebird Sings to the Lemonade Springs
JanesLittleGirl · 27/07/2026 22:57

The hay has been loaded on trailers and a fleet of John Deeres, New Holland's, Valtras, Classes and wee grey Fergies have dragged it to the new location. We will need the hay before winter is out.

AsWithGlad · 27/07/2026 22:41

Hedgehogforshort · 27/07/2026 21:59

@Chickadeeinme UK tax system is starting to look America in if you are self employed, or are income is not from a payer system.

Over here it is best to overpay upfront to avoid bills that include interest.
I worked for HMRC many moons ago.

That’s partly why, in my retirement, I only work for pay if it’s for my old employer who does all the tax work for me.

JanesLittleGirl · 27/07/2026 22:34

@MyrtleLion I am so sorry that the interview didn't work out. Maybe the medication needs a few days to bed in. I am, however, on tenterhooks about where Gosie's new adventure will take her and us.

I love your work.

Boiledbeetle · 27/07/2026 22:25

Right I'm all up to date with tales of Gosie's new adventure. I've checked all my hiding spots for stray Tunnock's. I've got a micro pig in my back pack and Gubbin's triangle from down the back of the sofa is safely stashed in my back pocket.

I'll see you in the new place.

Thehorticulturalhussie · 27/07/2026 22:20

Magpiecomplex · 27/07/2026 21:38

Come on ladies, look lively! Need to close up the thread!
Who's taking Swashy's galleon? And is Android's lab all sorted? I know Boily has taken her Tunnocks stash already.

Hunter and I will sail the Dreadnork, he’s still in his pirate era and, having now completely recovered from The Trauma, is raring to go with all 4 sealegs fully functional. See you all there.

EdithStourton · 27/07/2026 22:14

MyrtleLion · 27/07/2026 22:10

On the pronunciation, I realised that it is Go See with a hard G and I like that she goes and sees things. The pronunciation is only mentioned in the synopsis which has only been posted on here so will soon be forgotten 💙

I like the idea of Go See, but I'm also entertained by the idea of her illiterate parents trying to gerbilise Josie...

Maybe she had an epiphany when she was a teenager that Josie was passé, she was a gerbil destined for big for adventures...

MyrtleLion · 27/07/2026 22:10

EdithStourton · 27/07/2026 22:04

I'm so sorry, Myrtle. You deserve better.
OTOH, loving the new Gosie story. Though <ahem> it is pronounced Jo-see...

Also commiserations to Empress. I had similar with a crown many moons ago. I loathe dental work, so I was spectacularly fed up.
And now I add it up, it was almost 25 years ago.

And Hedgey, good luck with the family. Whenever I observe to any of the DC that they are opinionated, stubborn etc I'm told to either a) look at myself or b) consider who I chose to reproduce with.

On the pronunciation, I realised that it is Go See with a hard G and I like that she goes and sees things. The pronunciation is only mentioned in the synopsis which has only been posted on here so will soon be forgotten 💙

Boiledbeetle · 27/07/2026 22:09

@MyrtleLion whilst I remember

Have you seen the website below.

https://www.benefitsandwork.co.uk/

You have to pay a year's subscription (£19.95) to get the guides but they are excellent and worth the money a hundred times over.

They do a guide for PIP Mandatory Reconsideration and for going to appeal for PIP as well.

PIP claim help, plus ESA, DLA & Universal Credit

Get the benefits you're entitled to: help with personal independence payment (PIP), universal credit (UC), employment and support allowance (ESA),disability living allowance (DLA). Claims, assessments, reviews, appeals.

https://www.benefitsandwork.co.uk

EdithStourton · 27/07/2026 22:04

I'm so sorry, Myrtle. You deserve better.
OTOH, loving the new Gosie story. Though <ahem> it is pronounced Jo-see...

Also commiserations to Empress. I had similar with a crown many moons ago. I loathe dental work, so I was spectacularly fed up.
And now I add it up, it was almost 25 years ago.

And Hedgey, good luck with the family. Whenever I observe to any of the DC that they are opinionated, stubborn etc I'm told to either a) look at myself or b) consider who I chose to reproduce with.

DauntlessDamson · 27/07/2026 22:04

Boiledbeetle · 27/07/2026 21:57

I'm on to the centipede section of the thread. I hate them.

Camping aged 6/7 (celebrated my 7th birthday whilst on the camping holiday) and I'm screaming the tent down in the middle of the night because something with many many many many many legs had crawled up under my nightie. It was terrifying.

I have NEVER camped since.

I'm with you Boiled

Staying in the great outdoors has to include a bed at least two feet off the ground, central heating and a working, indoor shower.

I quite like glamping.😁

MyrtleLion · 27/07/2026 22:00

Thanks for all your commiserations. As always when I don’t get a job, the Walrus says, well at least you don’t have to pretend you like that specialism. In this case, he’s absolutely correct. A very dull field.

I am heading for bed and the new thread, so someone else needs to lock up. See you on the other side.

EdithStourton · 27/07/2026 21:59

Tractors:
John Deere, MF, New Holland, Fendt, JCB, Zetor.
An eclectic mix

Hedgehogforshort · 27/07/2026 21:59

@Chickadeeinme UK tax system is starting to look America in if you are self employed, or are income is not from a payer system.

Over here it is best to overpay upfront to avoid bills that include interest.
I worked for HMRC many moons ago.

Boiledbeetle · 27/07/2026 21:57

I'm on to the centipede section of the thread. I hate them.

Camping aged 6/7 (celebrated my 7th birthday whilst on the camping holiday) and I'm screaming the tent down in the middle of the night because something with many many many many many legs had crawled up under my nightie. It was terrifying.

I have NEVER camped since.

EdithStourton · 27/07/2026 21:55

AngleofRepose · 27/07/2026 19:54

Fantastic! It really, really doesn't work in English, does it? (neither does EGMEW)

I suppose we're all just used to it now.

Fiat: Factoria Italiano Automotiva Torino.
That's from memory about 15 years since.

Google tells me Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino.

6/10.

DauntlessDamson · 27/07/2026 21:53

Cripes, that sounds a bit OTT Chickadee!

Boiledbeetle · 27/07/2026 21:53

AngleofRepose · 26/07/2026 10:51

...and Beetles are wonderful, I hasten to add... (phew)

Good save.

Magpiecomplex · 27/07/2026 21:48

Chickadeeinme · 27/07/2026 21:44

Major sympathies to @MyrtleLion and @EmpressaurusKitty . That's rough for both of you in different ways.

I am pissed off today. Our accountant, with whom we have been working for probably fifteen years or more by now, sold his business to an out-of-state corporate body, so we were unexpectedly presented with a new accountant this year. I did all our figures the way we've always done them and sent them off a month before the deadline. Nothing happened. We finally heard they'd filed for an extension. Then we started to get enquiries for all sorts of info that either we'd sent or was not relevant to the American tax system (I have P60s because my income comes mostly from UK pension stuff, but that does not line up with the American tax year, so sending them is a bit pointless because the figures don't line up with the January 1 to December 31 income figures. ) Finally today we got our stuff and our tax return back. Good news - a tax break for seniors means we owe less tax this year. Bad news - the bill from the new accountants s more than triple the amount we paid the old accountant. No warning given about this. Tax return document the usual incomprehensible mish-mash.

However because they were so late getting the information to us, instead of finding a smaller amount of money for April and June, we now have to find a much larger chunk for September and January for our payments on account. And on top of that they want us to pay nearly $6500 for the work.

Needless to say we will be looking for new accountants next year.

That's a hefty bill when you're not expecting it. Actually, it's a hefty bill full stop. Flowers

Chickadeeinme · 27/07/2026 21:44

Major sympathies to @MyrtleLion and @EmpressaurusKitty . That's rough for both of you in different ways.

I am pissed off today. Our accountant, with whom we have been working for probably fifteen years or more by now, sold his business to an out-of-state corporate body, so we were unexpectedly presented with a new accountant this year. I did all our figures the way we've always done them and sent them off a month before the deadline. Nothing happened. We finally heard they'd filed for an extension. Then we started to get enquiries for all sorts of info that either we'd sent or was not relevant to the American tax system (I have P60s because my income comes mostly from UK pension stuff, but that does not line up with the American tax year, so sending them is a bit pointless because the figures don't line up with the January 1 to December 31 income figures. ) Finally today we got our stuff and our tax return back. Good news - a tax break for seniors means we owe less tax this year. Bad news - the bill from the new accountants s more than triple the amount we paid the old accountant. No warning given about this. Tax return document the usual incomprehensible mish-mash.

However because they were so late getting the information to us, instead of finding a smaller amount of money for April and June, we now have to find a much larger chunk for September and January for our payments on account. And on top of that they want us to pay nearly $6500 for the work.

Needless to say we will be looking for new accountants next year.

Magpiecomplex · 27/07/2026 21:38

Come on ladies, look lively! Need to close up the thread!
Who's taking Swashy's galleon? And is Android's lab all sorted? I know Boily has taken her Tunnocks stash already.

Magpiecomplex · 27/07/2026 21:08

DauntlessDamson · 27/07/2026 21:07

I think they were some of the youngsters, they can be a bit flighty and not to be trusted with Bluestocking goods yet.

Ah, yes, of course. I recognise Crystal and Coral now I look more closely.

DauntlessDamson · 27/07/2026 21:07

Magpiecomplex · 27/07/2026 21:05

A couple of them hitched a lift with the tractor convoy, which I thought wasn't really in the spirit...

I think they were some of the youngsters, they can be a bit flighty and not to be trusted with Bluestocking goods yet.

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