I had a friend that was obsessed with him, I never had any idea why.
He used to do stand up shows in prisons (the irony) and she volunteered at one and had a poster of the event which for some reason was in her bathroom.
She had the most stunning eyes. Anyway, she was in a pub in the middle of the day in Hoxton getting a coffee while doing some work. Russell Brand walks in and she looks up, and he comments on her eyes. She said thanks, they started chatting. And she mentions the poster in her bathroom. Russell Brand makes his excuses to leave and so she said she would walk with him!
As she was walking with him she keeps talking about the poster in her bathroom AND ASKS HIM IF HE WOULD SIGN IT!!! As in, come to her bathroom and sign it. She managed to freak out Russell Brand because apparently he said 'it was lovely talking to you' and then said he forgot something and made his way as fast as he could away from her. She outweirded Russell Brand.
He had some charity thing in Hackney, I think it was a restaurant or something, which she then went to and he saw her and nodded and left! I have not spoken to her for the best part of 10 years, and genuinely wonder if she believes the allegations, or worse, wished she was one of the women.
Anyway, I never fancied him, I always thought he was a repellant cretin.
Side note, I used to go to Spitalfield market as it was close to work with my colleague to look at the antiques, lets say we stood out as it attracted an older crowd. It was around the time of Sachsgate. We both saw an older gentleman walking along and when we left the market my colleague asked if he saw who that was. Andrew Sachs!