Jolyon and his imaginary friend

[worrisomeasset]

One of them is telling porkies, and I’ve a pretty good idea which one it is.

It cuts both ways, all I did was retweet her a couple of times and she turned up at my barbeque reeking of cigars and calling me maaaate
Completely, destroyed the cheese / bun / burger balance with her double dairylea demands.
We're pretty sure that it was her that lifted my six pack of heavy from the fridge. Her la-de-da Versace hand bag was straining fit to bust when she finally toddled off

I'm worried about Jolyon.

One of these days he's going to start calling himself Tyler Durden and stay up all night making soap.

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I made a small donation to Lumos, but JKR didn't select me for a slap up KFC with her. She clearly didn't want to be accused of favouritism by inviting her closest friend and confidant.

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He’s still doubling down, I see!

Well, he's saying he once admired and liked her.

But you can do that without ever meeting a person.

So a bit different from claiming they were friends.

Straying a bit nearer the truth?

It’s the “whitewash” part that makes me think he’s still insisting they were friends.

oh dear lord the egocentricity of the man.
Has he no idea how many people like and admire jkr? And does he not understand that she’s probably sent a pleasant DM to umpteen of them? Does he think all these people are in any way ‘in her life’, let alone friends?

Absolute zero - definition - rent paid to JM by JKR for living in his head

I find it ironic that one of the criticisms of us all here is we are obsessed with her. But obviously not to the extent we seriously claim she is a personal friend.

I wonder what the motivation of JM and IW really are its hard to work out

I think he's dead ..

Well no, he’s being laughed at which is of course what men fear.

Haha!!!!

'Everyone who once admired you'

For the love of God. Where do these people get off. This oddly proprietorial way of talking is really weird.

He's the sort of person who would go up to a celebrity and fire off their catch phrase at them, thinking he's the only person to have ever done it and isn't he hilarious.

Quite apart from anything else, he's actively working against everything she believes in. Happily disadvantaging women left, right and centre.

Why would she have any feeling other than contempt for him?

He’s beyond embarrassing isn’t he.
I’ve been reading about him saying that he identifies with Gandhi and Martin Luther King. I wondered why some people were calling him Gender Gandhi!
And I probably shouldn’t have laughed as much as I did at the last tweet in the screen shot attached!

He's the sort of person who would go up to a celebrity and fire off their catch phrase at them, thinking he's the only person to have ever done it and isn't he hilarious.

I was just thinking of that Father Ted episode where they spot Richard Wilson.

Ted: God almighty, it's that actor from the TV. The "I don't believe it" man.

Dougal: You know what he'd love? If you go up to him and say his catchphrase. I bet nobody ever does that.

That's pretty much Jolyon, isn't it?

JKR is in top form tonight, Alastair Campbell has just been telt 😁

He should take himself to A&E after that burn. No ointment will ever be enough.

A waste of space the lot of them, Stewart, etc. I don't doubt for a moment that well-informed and well-educated people like them aren't perfectly well aware of every single issue than posters here are so concerned about, and they don't give a damn. And they have the gall to present themselves as the wise guys who can cut through the bullshit to the facts?

She's on top form tonight. I love it when she has a day off writing to own all the worst misogynists on X.

Tis her hobby to shoot down twats when she has a spare mo……

Fabulous. It’s always irritated me how they wanted JKR on to harangue. Of course it’s the world-famous author who rarely does interviews they want, not the mere “ordinary” women who did the hard yards working for free.

JKR? Who dat?

[I'm playing hard to get, I'm sure it will drive her wild with curiosity and an irresistible desire to befriend me]

Exactly - they just don't gaf. The misogyny is so engrained that it's like muscle memory.