This, from Dennis Kavanagh:
Hello and welcome to the a neutral BBC show in which we discuss "Are terfs complete scum?". In this episode, we'll begin crossing live to a terribly sad transvestite (TST) who cannot play in women's sport because of evil terfs. I began with the question "are terfs evil?"
2/ TST: "Yes"
BBC Drone "How evil would you say they are?"
TST: "Very"
BBC Drone: "For balance, some of the evil terfs say women have higher injury risk when massive blokes calling themselves "Barbara" play sport, is there an epidemic of transphobia?"
TST: "Yes"
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BBC Drone: "Well, there you have it. A compelling and, some reasonable people might say disgusting display of hatred by evil terfs. For balance we will now cross to a drag Queen"
Drag Queen: "Hi"
BBC Drone: "How evil are terfs in your view?"
Drag Queen: "Very"
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BBC Drone: "There are, unfortunately, some awful terfy women who haven't apologised for the Supreme Court Judgment yet. We are joined by Sharron Davies MBE now who has been particularly unapologetic. Sharron, let me start with a neutral question, how do you sleep at night?"
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Sharron: "Pretty well thanks now that woman don't suffer increased injury risk and have a chance at the tiny percentage of money that goes to female sports"
BBC Drone: "Can I ask you to stop being so toxic please. Do you not realise how sad that transvestite was?"
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Sharron: "I just don't care. Women are entitled to sports."
BBC Drone: "Can I just pause you for a moment please and ask you stop ranting. I just said a transvestite we found is really sad. Have you no heart?"
Sharron: "I'd like to talk about women"
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BBC Drone: "Could I ask you to dial down the toxic transphobia for a second please. Do you not understand that not only was a transvestite sad, we also found a drag queen who is also sad"
Sharron: "Nothing can counter male advantage in sport. This is about fairness"
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BBC Drone: "Are you not even going to apologise for the Supreme Court or behave like a proper woman and care about sad men?"
Sharron: "Can we talk maybe about polling athletes which the FA failed to do?"
BBC Drone: "Excuse me, are you hard of hearing?"
Sharron: "Eh?"
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BBC Drone: "I just told you a transvestite was really sad and you seem to want to talk about fairness in women's sports for some reason"
Sharron: "Yeah that's right"
BBC Drone: "So what you are saying is that you are you are basically Hitler then?"
Sharron: "Excuse me?"
10/ We end this report with a confirmation that at no point have any of the women we interviewed apologised for their views or the fact that transvestites are sad. Speaking neutrally, it seems this toxic debate fuelled by evil terfs like unrepentant Sharron just will run and run.
11/ Thank you. And now for the thought for the day which is presented by a drag queen followed by antiques road show also featuring drag queens and then a legal discussion "are terfs evil or just mad?".