The Bluestocking. All gerbils welcome, must have own frou-frou skirt.

[Magpiecomplex]

New thread!

Sponsorship.

I have to agree; the skirts are an abomination.
But they look so happy with them, couldn’t bring myself to say anything.

Her hair's looking fabulous!

@ifIwerenotanandroid

It is, actually, isn’t it?

It’s dredged up a sudden memory of Pam
Ewing!

Almost decent skirts AND accurate spelling!

I agree. That's the sort of confidence Myrtle needs to feel/project in the interview.

"OK, so my skirt's too short & I've gone commando today, but have you SEEN my cv? Yay me!"

Wonderful!

Not sure what GYES stands for though.

From occasional glimpses of cheerleaders on American TV shows I think substantial though short shorts is a part of the uniform.

Thank you for all the cheerleadersand support. I have copied them to my devices so I can look at them and feel inspired and confident xx

And if anyone gives you that (not really I think very helpful) advice about managing your nerves by imagining the panel members naked you can add 'and covered in fur'.

with long tails

Sorry - I asked, but the AI steadfastly refuses to put shorts on them.

Mine refused to draw them at all until I insisted!

Gerbilise Your Entire Self.

I like it! Better than Gerbil Youth Enterprise Scheme, which was my best effort. Or simply Gerbil YES!

I have solved the gerbil skirt issue.

Please welcome the Edwardian Gerbil Society Cheerleaders....

MN is showing multi-million property ads again, so I'm checking out some castles in case I win the EuroMills tonight. This one looks perfect for when we fancy having a few friends round for a meal.

I read that in the voice of Elaine Miller!

Don't have nightmares... mwahahahaha!

Absolutely.

I said cv not merkin! 😂

Bring your whole Gerbil to work.

I want this villa near Florence, but unfortunately it's a shade under £50 million & tonight's jackpot is only £14 million. It's reminding me of that Dorothy Parker short story, but the name escapes me. Two shop girls play 'If I had a million dollars' until they realise how expensive things actually are, then they have to increase their fantasy money pot.

They look absolutely formidable!

To be fair if they only brought half a gerbil they'd never get any work done! I

Are you feeling more human yet? And less like death warmed up?