The Bluestocking. All gerbils welcome, must have own frou-frou skirt.

[Magpiecomplex]

New thread!

I'm sure a gerbil can supply whatever you fancy.

😂

Fabulous username, darling!

Escapeas, bastards 😠

No matter how many times I tell AI that female lions don't have manes, even when it asks what the difference is between male and female lions, it gives me a mane!

Do lionesses ever wear wigs though?

As to peas - I don't care what Debretts says, if you don't have a suitable matrix in which to embed them then the only sane way to eat them is swap your fork to your dominant hand and scoop.

Fabulous picture, thank you :) (Why I do play the piano, since you ask) And can't spell, sorry.

Anyway thank you to the gerbils, an espresso martini on a Sunday evening was just the fuel for once more into the breach dear wims.

I sometimes like to stab them on the tines of the fork so they line up like an abacus.

And, I don't care what Debrett's says, put the cutlery at 6 o'clock, fine, but I put my fork on its side with the knife blade resting on the lower tine to stop the fuckers sliding all over the plate. I will concede this might not work with all cutlery designs though.

I’ve finally found one that lets me do one!!! Oh, my AI virgin hood is no more….😊

Thanks to @inkymoose

I do turn my fork, to scoop my peas, like a shovel. But I feel ashamed with every forkful.

It’s a battle.

Which one is that? That's a very nice image.

I am currently wrestling with copilot in a futile effort trying to force it to draw a lioness, a hedgehog and a jazz singer in a pub. Lion lion lion lion lion lion lion and another lion and just one lioness in the African grassland or whatever it's called. One jazz singer, a couple of male jazz saxophonists, a bunch of blokes with beards, a hedgehog in a tight suit like Humpty Dumpty.

Oh I'm sorry it wailed, when I complained and asked what was wrong with it. It's so complex, what you're asking me to do.

It's not complex I said. You've shown me a lioness. Put the lioness in the pub.

Nope.

Who knew

peas

could cause such strife?
When you push them with your knife,
They

squeeze

through the fork and onto the floor

@inkymoose

It’s copilot; the one you mentioned. It’s the only one that’s worked so far…

Hahaha oh! I'm glad it's working for you 🤣

@inkymoose

Know what you mean; this is what is came to with for me….

Of course the other way to eat peas is to have mushy ones or purée if you're a southerner. (They've been trotting out the Mandleson guacamole gag again recently)

There's a lovely picture though, on the wall – Dracula's castle crossed with the houses of Parliament, very atmospheric!

@inkymoose

Oh, well spotted. What a contrast with the warmth of the hearth.

Lionesses do occasionally grow manes, seems like it might happen more if there's no males around.
I don't suppose that's actually why the ai is making myrtle hirsute in the Bluestocking but we can pretend it is.

The only way I can get AI to remove the mane is to ask for a mountain lioness. Bit I think it's still giving me a male mountain lion.

@MyrtleLion

How about this one?

Marvellous! Thank you!

But with gerbil-chipmunk hybrids?

I have come back for a sleep by the fire sometime reality is too much

Sleep... oh yes, that's what I'm meant to be doing.

G'night all

G’night.