Boiledbeetle · Today 16:26
Just buy loads of crisps and pop and lock them and the kids in the cupboard under the stairs. They'll be fine!
ickky · Today 16:27
See neglect.
I knew this would happen!
Alternatively, and slightly more... shall we say, maternal? humane? or just..non-criminal??🤔 you could teach them to play 'Dr Beth's Buzzword Bingo' between now and July, get them those huge dabby markers [washable, naturellement] and offer some ridiculously desirable prize, like ice-cream for dinner for a week, to whoever has the most buzzwords by close of play.
Quiet kids, and no awkward questions from social services😧