Autumn leaves, crackling fires, quokkas and puffins at the Bluestocking.

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A new thread - with apologies to the gerbils for leaving them out of the title.

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Junior offspring is giving me a look because my cackling is interrupting Harry Potter. 🤣

The chopsticks are marvellous! Nothing like seriously fresh sushbee.

Another scary one bottom right, though...

Good spot! Maybe it's like lobsters in a tank in a restaurant & the what-even-is-that-thing is about to snack on a fish-bee? Frankly, I've no idea what that picture's about & I deny all responsibility for it.

Better?

I was all set for happy dreams of fluffy bee pets, and am now expecting nightmares. Dear lord!

Sorry!

Yeah... Totally!

Very tactful, Boiled!

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How about a beetle wearing a fish-bee costume?

Now that's a little cutie

Can I have all my cat cutlery back soon please. Thanks.

It's gorgeous! Bee-utiful.

Wot, me? No idea what you mean. Honest.

I keep looking at Android's pond-dipping nightmare of a trout-bee and quietly exploding. Thank you so much - I needed that today.

I now only use plastic cutlery for the cats as one cat used to go mooching around the cat food area and would acquire pieces of the metal cat cutlery via his magnet on his collar and I'd find him crying in the kitchen with three forks attached to his collar!

My cats don't use cutlery at all. Would the felines of the polite world regard them as crude mannerless rustics?

In a word, Dean, yes.

It depends, do they use a napkin or are they totally uncouth

Oh dear. I suppose birds of a feather flock together, I'm a little lacking in couth myself. Will I still be let into the Bluestocking or will I have to sit out in the stable yard?

"Someone's been eating MY dinner too ... and she's STILL HERE!"

Look out, thieving tabby 🫣

We can set you up with a temporary bar and there's a stable right by the kitchens, so at least you'll get your orders quick. You don't mind sharing with @lcakethereforeIam pigs do you?

we'll let you into the actual pub on alternate Thursdays, but we'll just have to hose you down first!

I'm convinced if I ever drop down dead (probably Elvis style on the loo, or chocking whilst sucking a boiled sweet) when I'm eventually found the cat will be sat there with bib, cutlery, salt and pepper and various dipping sauces as he works his way through my left leg!

I'm fine with pigs but wary of the Morris dancers. They're only there sometimes, right?

@DeanElderberry I presume cat tea time at your house does not resemble cat tea time in my house? photo of an average Wednesday night below