SO WHERE YOU GOIN ON Y OUR HOLIDSAY THIS YEAR

[RealFeminist]

THERES FUCKALL ON TELLY TODAY SO AH THOUGHT A WEE DISTRCTION FAE THE WEATHER MIGH BE NICE!

Saltcoats.

Now where did I put my camper van....

Roof tenting the scottish highlands withh lots of midge spray.
Also going to greecce later in year, maybe october.

I DO NOT I DID NOT RECALL ANY CAMPERVANS

I'll be taking the high road. You?

CANNE HEAR YE AHM ON A WEE BURNER PHONE SORRY

Ah, okay. Are you on WhatsApp?

We'll be camping OP, I wasn't going to bring up tents cause I thought it might be triggering for you, but you did ask...

NO NIVER EXCEPT A FEW WEE TIMES LET ME BE CLEAR

AH WIS VERY THOROUGH NOT TO RETAIN THAT INFORMATION

Ye havenae had a wee dram, by any chance?

NO AFTER 6PM IN THHE WINTER

Shouldn’t you be concentrating on other stuff Nicola? You’ve got a lot on your plate.

But I did it better than the English shite. Ma comunicashun wiz so much better.

We might just put a wee tent up in the garden & holiday there - have you ever tried that?

How about texts?

Ah might go wi ALBA hoalidays, ah hear they dae a guid fishing tour, plenty ay Salmon, ken?

Alec spect you're no sae keen on the ALBA hoalidays right enough hen, ken?

I always find it's useful to have more than one phone. They can get so easily lost on holiday.

Rab C Nesbitt chatbot?

Can't afford a holiday. Invested all my money in this recycling scheme 😔

A wee travel tip: you might want to get more than £18 worth of data for that burner phone though, if you're going abroad - just in case you want to watch a football match.

Damit I've deleted the WhatsApp Dh sent me

Somewhere in the borders.

Glamping mind you

😆

SORRY THIS MAN KEEPS PESTERIN ME