SO WHERE YOU GOIN ON Y OUR HOLIDSAY THIS YEAR

[RealFeminist]

THERES FUCKALL ON TELLY TODAY SO AH THOUGHT A WEE DISTRCTION FAE THE WEATHER MIGH BE NICE!

Saltcoats with my special phone.

Just remember to not rely on ferries when you make your plans.

Yes, I'd stay away from Arran for the time being.

PLUS SOMBDY KEEPS SHOUT COUGHIN

Aye! Saltcoats seems awfae popular!
Ahm haedin aff there tae !
Meet youz aw there in wur wee tents !

I can almost see yous from Ardrossan.

Well I wanted to go on a CalMac ferry - what do you reckon my chances are?

I know a guy who knows a guy, keep it under your hat.

ITS NO THAT WEE

Best check if yer MOT's due

How do you know it's a man?!!
#twospiritcatkindphobia

Or any boats. Don’t want you doing a Vardy and losing your phone overboard, do we now?

North 500 in ma camper van. Tents are for the little people.

FUCKSAKE NICLA AH THOUGHT IT WIS A NOKIA

What about the Viking boat the Shetlanders burn at the Up Helly Aa? It only takes them a month to build, could you use that as a ferry?

It's green, as well!

Greenock’s nice this time of year. Mibbes for, say, ten years?

I'm glad I made the right choice!

It didn't look like that in the preview! God damn you mnhq

😂

NORTH, NORTH, THEN A BIT MORE NORTH.

IT’S WHO I AM.

Are yous the richt person tae go on holiday, hen?

Are those the only choices? Can I not go somewhere else? (and maybe never come back...)

@Morwenscapacioussleeves Who needs a tent when you have a campervan on the drive - although I do know what you meant

waves