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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

John Boyne has written a poem for LOJ

77 replies

DwightShrute · 12/09/2023 16:20

x.com/JohnBoyneBooks/status/1701490832103080255?s=20

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WilmaFlintstone1 · 12/09/2023 16:22

Oh I like that

IamSarah · 12/09/2023 16:24

Omg that's brilliant! Really made me laugh Grin

Redshoeblueshoe · 12/09/2023 16:25

I've just read that on twitter - brilliant

kittybiscuits · 12/09/2023 16:28

Nicely done!

dimorphism · 12/09/2023 16:29

My favourite bit was the 'you're not the king of all the gays'. So lucky I wasn't drinking tea when I read that line......

BlackRookInRainyWeather · 12/09/2023 16:37

It was almost the first thing I read today. Utter classic- good to see a man speaking out about Little Owen Jones. I liked the rhyming of progeny and misogyny.

SmoothSeasDoNotMakeGoodSailors · 12/09/2023 16:41

There's no going back once you've seen the light is there?

RicherThanYews · 12/09/2023 16:43

King of all the gays almost killed me.

SpiderMaam · 12/09/2023 16:50
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Oh wow!

John Boyne posted here a couple of times during his first Battle with the GenderBorg.

I hope he still lurks.

(shame Boyne didn’t work a ‘Sanctimonious Morph’ into that poem!)

Watchinghockey · 12/09/2023 16:53

That is fabulous.

Whatsnewpussyhat · 12/09/2023 16:57

Brilliantly done.

LoobiJee · 12/09/2023 17:00

dimorphism · 12/09/2023 16:29

My favourite bit was the 'you're not the king of all the gays'. So lucky I wasn't drinking tea when I read that line......

That’s the line that made me laugh out loud too. 😄

“This might distress you, or amaze:
You’re not the King of All the Gays.”

Brilliant.

It could be LOJ’s new acronym: “NTKOATG”.

lechiffre55 · 12/09/2023 17:06

@SpiderMaam

I guess this is dimorphism? Or if you're in Wales Daimorphism.

John Boyne has written a poem for LOJ
exLtEveDallas · 12/09/2023 17:26

Oh that is just brilliant. I am seriously impressed. I bet LOJ is fucking fuming!

Ereshkigalangcleg · 12/09/2023 17:35

I've been laughing about this for hours Grin

IcakethereforeIam · 12/09/2023 17:37

Do you think he'll bite? My bet is undignified silence 😁

YetAnotherSpartacus · 12/09/2023 17:42

Brilliant!

AnyFucker · 12/09/2023 17:46

That is rather childish. But I like it 😊

SirSamVimesCityWatch · 12/09/2023 17:50

I had a good little chuckle at that.

TheDogthatDug · 12/09/2023 17:55

Bloody hell, I knew he had seen the light but...😂He's not peaked, he's gone stratospheric!

Maerchentante · 12/09/2023 18:06

Brilliant!

Maerchentante · 12/09/2023 18:06

Oh and just to add: Fully expect a temper tantrum of epic proportions from LOJ

PriOn1 · 12/09/2023 18:10

“shame Boyne didn’t work a ‘Sanctimonious Morph’ into that poem!”

or Talcum X.

Stratospheric is right too. He’s really going for it.

BabyStopCryin · 12/09/2023 18:13

dimorphism · 12/09/2023 16:29

My favourite bit was the 'you're not the king of all the gays'. So lucky I wasn't drinking tea when I read that line......

Yes that one made me snigger too

Heliotroper · 12/09/2023 18:23

so what is this beef specifically about?

have they had words on twitter