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A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2

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Boiledbeetle · 29/05/2023 23:25

Thread 1:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4776556-a-mumsnet-thread-about-a-book-about-a-mumsnet-thread-under-the-duvet-of-darkness-written-by-the-women-of-mumsnet?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

You do not need to have read thread 1 – this is not that sort of thread.

But to recap… Over Christmas and New Year after the passing of the GRR (Scotland) Bill a thread was started with a poem about Nicola Sturgeon. Eventually on that thread (and a couple of other threads) over 80 poems were written.

“Under the Duvet of Darkness: Poems written by angry women for angry women because WOMEN WON’T WHEESHT” was published as a paperback on 31st March 2023.

Available on Amazon only: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C129WKDD

In a rather bizarre turn of events at one point it reached No 2 in poetry best sellers and No 5 in Feminist Criticism best sellers. No one will be surprised to discover that a book that is in the main about people, especially men, claiming to be something they are not was kept off the No1 spot in poetry best sellers by a crime novel, identifying as poetry, written by a man ;-)

E-BOOK:

Some people wanted an e-book rather than a paperback, but for that we needed someone who could actually make an e-book and some extra poems.

FairyKindleMother came to the rescue with regards the e-book and posters wrote enough poems that we could add 20 more poems into the e-book.

I pressed publish on the e-book a few hours ago. It can take usually up to 3 days to appear and populate all the info etc on the various sites, and there is always the chance they knock it back for some reason. But I've done all I can do at this point. We just have to wait and see who spots it on sale first! It will appear on the Amazon link above hopefully soon, (or I'll get an email asking me to change something).

MONEY FROM SALES OF ALL FORMATS:

In honour of Magdalen Berns, who co-founded the Scottish campaign group For Women Scotland, 100% of the profit from the sale of this book will be donated to For Women Scotland.

“It’s not hate to defend your rights, and it’s not hate to speak the truth.”
Magdalen Berns (1983 – 2019)

As I started work on the e-book posters continued to write poems. So we had a choice: leave them there, languishing on the thread, unloved, forgotten, never to have their words uttered again OR we could just do volume 2.

Posters voted for Volume 2 but we still need more poems!

And that’s the gist of thread 1.

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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IcakethereforeIam · 15/09/2023 14:39

Beetle that's brilliant, makes sense and rhymes!

ArcaneWireless · 15/09/2023 14:41

Izzit Dr Jekyll or izzit Mr Hyde
Izzit a bridegroom or izzit the bride
Izzn’t a twist nor izzit a riddle
Izzn’t a mystery who stood to piddle

Izzit for the drama or izzit for shock
Izzit going for fanny and getting a cock
Izzit a surprise that the premise that fits
Izz one that prefers one who may fondle hiz tits.

Izzn’t a surprise from t’Hammeryhouse
Izz that they’ve been kind and they izz a mouse
Izzit a mystery or izzit marked card
We see what they are. It izzntard.

CervixSampler · 15/09/2023 14:58

@ArcaneWireless that's bloody brilliant
😍

CervixSampler · 15/09/2023 15:02

@Boiledbeetle so sad but teue.

Boiledbeetle · 15/09/2023 16:04

IcakethereforeIam · 15/09/2023 14:39

Beetle that's brilliant, makes sense and rhymes!

I have my moments!

Can I just take this opportunity to say, I'm sorry if either in the first book or the second if i can actually start to do some bloody work (it's cold and miserable and I'm reading unbridled with the 🔥 going) on it, if I accidentally put a capital in the wrong place in someone's name or change your poem in some way you don't like, or accidentally put an old version and not the current correct version in please forgive me.

(And don't ever tell me!... No actually do tell me as I can update the file on Amazon with minor corrections, unlike books published the proper way)

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Boiledbeetle · 15/09/2023 16:06

ArcaneWireless · 15/09/2023 14:41

Izzit Dr Jekyll or izzit Mr Hyde
Izzit a bridegroom or izzit the bride
Izzn’t a twist nor izzit a riddle
Izzn’t a mystery who stood to piddle

Izzit for the drama or izzit for shock
Izzit going for fanny and getting a cock
Izzit a surprise that the premise that fits
Izz one that prefers one who may fondle hiz tits.

Izzn’t a surprise from t’Hammeryhouse
Izz that they’ve been kind and they izz a mouse
Izzit a mystery or izzit marked card
We see what they are. It izzntard.

😂 like it!!

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RealFeminist · 15/09/2023 16:40

Boiledbeetle · 15/09/2023 13:52

A poem you've not seen on here yet, (in a book I didn't have to put together!)

Fantastic, Beetle! I'm looking forward to reading that book; great to see your contribution.

RealFeminist · 15/09/2023 16:41

<COUGH>

I MEAN FUCKSAKE BEETLE

Boiledbeetle · 15/09/2023 16:42

RealFeminist · 15/09/2023 16:41

<COUGH>

I MEAN FUCKSAKE BEETLE

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RealFeminist · 15/09/2023 16:43

OH GREAT I LOVE FURRIES

Boiledbeetle · 15/09/2023 16:44

RealFeminist · 15/09/2023 16:40

Fantastic, Beetle! I'm looking forward to reading that book; great to see your contribution.

It's really good.

Totally different vibe to our book!

Magi's is the grown up version of women's poetry, ours is the shouty, sweary, funny political poetry!

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SinnerBoy · 17/09/2023 10:15

That's very moving, Boiled.

Boiledbeetle · 17/09/2023 12:20

@SinnerBoy thank you!

Just scrapping up the last few poems that were posted as i am actually doing something on volume 2 today. Not sure how much I'll achieve but anything is better than sitting thinking I'll do it in a Minute, I'll do it this afternoon, I'll do it tomorrow!

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SinnerBoy · 17/09/2023 14:28

Procrastination is a much under-rayed occupation!

BTW, I joined Twatter and replied to one of your posts. I have a canine based name...

Boiledbeetle · 17/09/2023 15:43

SinnerBoy · 17/09/2023 14:28

Procrastination is a much under-rayed occupation!

BTW, I joined Twatter and replied to one of your posts. I have a canine based name...

I'm an expert in the field of procrastination, I've just been snoozing whilst procrastinating.

Right, canine based name....

I'll be back!

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Boiledbeetle · 17/09/2023 15:57

I've got a gerbil and some cats and a bloke who loves otters making comments, but no canines. Although in my search I have just found some posts I'd never seen the responses on!

But, did you reply to a post I made it one i retweeted of someone else's? Cos if it's the second no chance of finding it.

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IcakethereforeIam · 17/09/2023 16:12

I want to try procrastinating. I keep meaning to get round to it. Not like apathy, I can't be bothered with that.

Boiledbeetle · 17/09/2023 16:30

IcakethereforeIam · 17/09/2023 16:12

I want to try procrastinating. I keep meaning to get round to it. Not like apathy, I can't be bothered with that.

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oh I can't even!

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Boiledbeetle · 17/09/2023 16:32

SinnerBoy · 17/09/2023 14:28

Procrastination is a much under-rayed occupation!

BTW, I joined Twatter and replied to one of your posts. I have a canine based name...

Just thought I'd found the right account but its not a new account.

I give up!

(of course it would be easier if you just follow me at some point)

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SinnerBoy · 17/09/2023 17:02

I haven't worked out how... I want to follow Emma Hilton, I found her account, but am stumped!

I've only posted twice and only saw them after getting replies!

Boiledbeetle · 17/09/2023 17:13

SinnerBoy · 17/09/2023 17:02

I haven't worked out how... I want to follow Emma Hilton, I found her account, but am stumped!

I've only posted twice and only saw them after getting replies!

The photo below where it says following on mine should say follow on yours. click it and you will be following her

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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Boiledbeetle · 17/09/2023 17:14

and that's a stunning profile photo of my relations shes using there!

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SinnerBoy · 17/09/2023 17:21

Yes, isn't it!

Boiledbeetle · 17/09/2023 17:22

did you find the button?

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